A hard hitting Christmas present for your HH wife or girlfriend

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,022

  December 2023

  What size do they go up to?

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• EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,080

  December 2023

  I'm confused. The website said that was a kids shirt. Is this some kind of pedo joke?

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,460

  December 2023

  Wife? GF?
  
  Ew

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,022

  December 2023

  If you have a size zero wife they can wear kids shirts and look sexy. After heaten numero uno TOF could wear some of his clothes. He’s 15 now and they again wear the same size clothes.
  
  Side note. Homefields shit runs big. I normally wear larges to hide the dad bod but these larges were to big in the neck.

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,012

  December 2023

  HuskyJW said:

  Wife? GF?
  
  Ew

  
  The perfect gift for your main bitch and your side chicks

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• FireTheJanitor Member Posts: 1,483

  December 2023

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  If you have a size zero wife they can wear kids shirts and look sexy. After heaten numero uno TOF could wear some of his clothes. He’s 15 now and they again wear the same size clothes.
  
  Side note. Homefields shit runs big. I normally wear larges to hide the dad bod but these larges were to big in the neck.

  The neck thing with homefield is absurd. I look like a girl from an 80s tv show, I can almost get my shoulder out of one side of the crewneck sweatshirt I have

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,384

  December 2023

  HuskyJW said:

  Wife? GF?
  
  Ew

  Try to keep up, bud.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,022

  December 2023

  FireTheJanitor said:

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  If you have a size zero wife they can wear kids shirts and look sexy. After heaten numero uno TOF could wear some of his clothes. He’s 15 now and they again wear the same size clothes.
  
  Side note. Homefields shit runs big. I normally wear larges to hide the dad bod but these larges were to big in the neck.

  The neck thing with homefield is absurd. I look like a girl from an 80s tv show, I can almost get my shoulder out of one side of the crewneck sweatshirt I have

  Probably works for nacho and the jolly green giant but not skinny people without linebacker necks.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,996

  December 2023

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

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• YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,384

  December 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

  A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,996

  December 2023

  YellowSnow said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

  A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.

  Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!
  
  Just what I'm hearing.

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• phineas Member Posts: 4,732

  December 2023

  nothing wrong with dimples. give yourself some credit

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,012

  December 2023 edited December 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

  A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.

  Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!
  
  Just what I'm hearing.

  Keep going....
  
  #wheelhouse

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• chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,025

  December 2023 edited December 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

  A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.

  Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!
  
  Just what I'm hearing.

  A little stinky and dimply is fine. Can't get behind saggy though

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• RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,723

  December 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

  A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.

  Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!
  
  Just what I'm hearing.

  How do you look in blue sequins?
  
  

  http://twitter.com/ADJenniferCohen/status/1732502552049320048?t=HZnkomjFNaTk8jlgCzVUsw&s=19

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,996

  December 2023

  RaceBannon said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  I saw that shirt and was heartbroken it was only in kids sizes...otherwise I would've bought it and worn it to a HCH function/tailgate.

  A @puppylove_sugarsteel memorial tee would be pretty funny.

  Doubt I'd be able to wear it though. I don't have tight tiny teeters. Just a pair of big ole punching bags. Goes with my fat sloppy-ass...being a woman past her late 30's and all. Stinky, dimply, saggy ass!
  
  Just what I'm hearing.

  How do you look in blue sequins?
  
  

  http://twitter.com/ADJenniferCohen/status/1732502552049320048?t=HZnkomjFNaTk8jlgCzVUsw&s=19

  FABULOUS!!!!!1!

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,012

  December 2023 edited December 2023

  USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
  
  Im embarrassed I defended her....
  
  
  but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
  
  
  
  
  
  Christ, Im defending her again.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,996

  December 2023 edited December 2023

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
  
  Im embarrassed I defended her....
  
  
  but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
  
  
  
  
  
  Christ, Im defending her again.

  
  We all went through our "guess I think Cohen is doing a good job" phase. I did.
  
  File it under "even a broken clock is right twice a day".

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,012

  December 2023 edited December 2023

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
  
  Im embarrassed I defended her....
  
  
  but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
  
  
  
  
  
  Christ, Im defending her again.

  
  We all went through our "guess I think Cohen is doing a good job" phase. I did.
  
  File it under "even a broken clock is right twice a day".

  At the end of the day, she popped off and hired a top 5 coach nationally.
  
  Winners win.
  
  She will do a good job leading SJSU into the B1G, no doubt. Or not.

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,996

  December 2023

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  Doog_de_Jour said:

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  USC hires cohen and suddenly turns into San Jose State
  
  Im embarrassed I defended her....
  
  
  but she did hire KDB so it is what it is.
  
  
  
  
  
  Christ, Im defending her again.

  
  We all went through our "guess I think Cohen is doing a good job" phase. I did.
  
  File it under "even a broken clock is right twice a day".

  At the end of the day, she popped off and hired a top 5 coach nationally.
  
  Winners win.
  
  She will do a good job leading SJSU into the B1G, no doubt. Or not.

  Either way, it will be interesting.

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