I have a conundrum
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Sooooooo, we are waiting. What happened????
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If the universe is just, he dutifully went to the stupid office party, but is having amazing post-victory coitus in the supply closet with the Mrs.Postal91 said:Sooooooo, we are waiting. What happened????
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I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
HEROEsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
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I expected them to announce me as the game MVP, but I got big Penixeddnc said:
HEROEsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
Did you use your tears for victory self coitus?EsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
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That is beyond impressive that you were able to do all that and not watch the game until you got home. I commend you. After the family was done with our emotional crash we had a pair of moose show up to celebrate North Idaho style.EsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
Appreciate the update and honestly I'm really glad that you made it back all right because it was looking messy.
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You’re a good husband. 🙂EsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
FREE PUB!!!EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
My superstitions and rules for watching games are powerful.
I bought Mrs Nacho a new UW skinny can koozy for her Mich Ultra Golds (much better tasting than Mich Ultra btw) when I was in Seattle for the Utah game. As we were getting beer outta the fridge, she grabbed the new koozy and I made her put it away and grab the one she’s used during the year. She can use the new koozy after the natty game. -
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
When I was 7 or 8, the Nacho family traveled to New Jersey for a Nacho family wedding.PurpleJ said:
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…EsophagealFeces said:
My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
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1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
Old Man Nacho (OMN) and uncle Nacho took 3 or 4 of the Nacho kids, ages from 7/8 to 12/13 to a game in an old school panel van.
On the way home, OMN and Uncle decide to stop at a bar and left us kids in the van for a good 2 hours.
