I have a conundrum
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
My buddy’s dad used to drive muscle cars while drinking. He would do a trick where he would put the bottle of whisky in his mouth and floor it, so as his head snapped back the bottle would give him a drink. He claimed it’s so he could be safe and keep both hands on the wheel. He died a couple of years ago and left my friend 2 houses and several cars/bikes, including an 800 hp challenger. Dude is set for life and already had a sugar mama to begin with.EsophagealFeces said:
I live in Idaho, not 1973PurpleJ said:
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…EsophagealFeces said:
My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
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@RaceBannon
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar. -
Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
I live in small town Idaho, so it feels like 1973 at times.EsophagealFeces said:
I live in Idaho, not 1973PurpleJ said:
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…EsophagealFeces said:
My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar. -
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
Wait - when do you leave the Bay Area @alumni94 ?alumni94 said:
I live in small town Idaho, so it feels like 1973 at times.EsophagealFeces said:
I live in Idaho, not 1973PurpleJ said:
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…EsophagealFeces said:
My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar. -
Go to the party, but watch the game on my phoneLate July this year. Love it here in Idaho.
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Sounds like we need to have a HH Idahoes meetup @trublue’s housealumni94 said:Late July this year. Love it here in Idaho.
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
Most of Central and Eastern Oregon wants to join Idaho, but they say Bend can't come cause too many Kali-fags like Yella.alumni94 said:Late July this year. Love it here in Idaho.
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Go to the party, but watch the game on my phoneYou need to negotiate in some
victorycoitus regardless of outcome.
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
How's the atmosphere, methy?dirtysouwfdawg said:
Always.backthepack said:Fuck them kids.
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Bro, it’s snowing like a mother effer here in North ID…. Put your car in the ditch one block away and walk back home to watch the game.
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My man, you haven’t been on here in forever. Glad to see you’re still kicking. That’s great advice 😂 I really don’t want to drive from Hayden to Spokane tonight in this shit.Postal91 said:Bro, it’s snowing that a mother effer here in North ID…. Put your car in the ditch one block away and walk back home to watch the game.
