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LawDawg1 · November 2023

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TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.

Fixed.

bisonduck · November 2023

LawDawg1 said:

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bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.

His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.

RaceBannon · November 2023

So a game manager

LawDawg1 · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.

So basically a 5 yard pass? Is there is any question why his % is so high? lol

Bob_C · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.

Oooh a yard.

DucksFC · November 2023

Bob_C said:
The script says that Lanning goes conservative on a critical 4th down when he should go for it.

The script says Camden Lewis hits a 50 yard field goal to walk it off. He then trips celebrating and tears his ACL.

bisonduck · November 2023

LawDawg1 said:

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bisonduck said:

LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.
So basically a 5 yard pass? Is there is any question why his % is so high? lol

His ADOT over the 2nd half is closer to 8 yards even with the passes behind the LOS.

His completion percentage isn't the reason I am confident. The intermediate and long passing game has developed. Tez Johnson has been a very consistent & reliable receiver over the 2nd half of the season.

HuskyJW · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.
So basically a 5 yard pass? Is there is any question why his % is so high? lol

His ADOT over the 2nd half is closer to 8 yards even with the passes behind the LOS.

His completion percentage isn't the reason I am confident. The intermediate and long passing game has developed. Tez Johnson has been a very consistent & reliable receiver over the 2nd half of the season.

This

Franklin has turned into a decoy for Tez Johnson

Didn’t have that on the Duck BINGO card

FireCohen · November 2023

DucksFC said:

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FireCohen said:
So Oregon did not lose they just ran out of time both times
if you replay those 4th downs and this time Oregon converts them, then Oregon wins. it's science.

i was told there will be no science

FireCohen · November 2023

RaceBannon said:

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bisonduck said:

FireCohen said:
So Oregon did not lose they just ran out of time both times
I am not sure why people cannot tip the cap to Penix in that game and UW's defense for coming up strong in that game.

I also cannot understand why UW fans have this persecution complex about Oregon fans and nation media confidence in a rematch. It's clear that UW has regressed and Oregon progressed. That's not to say that UW is going to get punked but the spread looks like it would be -7.5 in a rematch in Vegas. It might even be more after the Oregon State game.

These ideas are not mutually exclusive.
It's not clear at all

Oregon is getting their ass kicked

Thats clear

scoreboard is there for a reason, but i guess that is not enough

Bob_C · November 2023

FireCohen said:

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DucksFC said:

FireCohen said:
So Oregon did not lose they just ran out of time both times
if you replay those 4th downs and this time Oregon converts them, then Oregon wins. it's science.
i was told there will be no science

I was told to trust the science.

FireCohen · November 2023

@bisonduck you most be knew hear, but at HH we don't deal in hypotheticals

WoolleyDoog · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.

My dick is a full yard longer since that game. Therefore we win.

flatus · November 2023

WoolleyDoog said:

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bisonduck said:

LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.
My dick is a full yard longer since that game. Therefore we win.

So 39.5" now? Damn.

bisonduck · November 2023

WoolleyDoog said:

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bisonduck said:

LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.
My dick is a full yard longer since that game. Therefore we win.

The law of marginal utility might apply here.

SFGbob · November 2023

WoolleyDoog said:

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Fenderbender123 said:

EsophagealFeces said:
Why are they so confident they won’t beat themselves a 3rd time?
"We're going to beat Washington in the championship game. We only lost last time because of bad decisions by our coaches"

"Don't you still have those same coaches?"

"Well... Uhh.....I....derrr.... Washington barely beat ASU!!!"
My new conspiracy theory for this year's awards is Dilly Dilly laid down last week to give Oregon rest for the next two. The way that clown was acting after the game with Oregon players and in the press conference was the most Mickey Mouse cuck shit I've ever seen. He put his season into beating UW because they beat his dear friends the Ducks who he coached for one fucking year.

haie help you craft that one?

SFGbob · November 2023

RaceBannon said:

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bisonduck said:

FireCohen said:
So Oregon did not lose they just ran out of time both times
I am not sure why people cannot tip the cap to Penix in that game and UW's defense for coming up strong in that game.

I also cannot understand why UW fans have this persecution complex about Oregon fans and nation media confidence in a rematch. It's clear that UW has regressed and Oregon progressed. That's not to say that UW is going to get punked but the spread looks like it would be -7.5 in a rematch in Vegas. It might even be more after the Oregon State game.

These ideas are not mutually exclusive.
It's not clear at all

Oregon is getting their ass kicked

Thats clear

What qualifies as an ass kicking? 3 point win?

EwaDawg · November 2023

Bob_C said:

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bisonduck said:

LawDawg1 said:

bisonduck said:

TheHB said:

bisonduck said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:
@bisonduck might be the shittiest poster of the year. It's one thing to have lukewarm takes that are indistinguishable from every other duck dipshit on the internet, but this flaccid cunt doesn't even bother to marry it with any remarkable level of humor or vitriol.

At least raging homos like @SFGbob and @46XiJCAB are unique in their obscene anger, tantrums, and general levels of astounding stupidity. Meanwhile @bisonduck just queefs out a few forgettable takes, feebly argues it, and the the rest of us just yawn and scroll past. He could die tomorrow and we'd forget he ever posted here by the afternoon.
Yeah, I missed the obvious battle testedness of UW. #battletested
That’s what happens when you only read your own clippings. It’s understandable.
Nix and the Oregon passing game has evolved into high percentage 4 yard check down passes.
Fixed.
His average depth of target (ADOT) since the UW game is more than a full yard longer. Also, his ADOT will always be lower since Oregon uses an option based offense with passes behind the LOS; it's an extension of the run game.

Oregon has improved downfield passing as the season has gone along.
Oooh a yard.

A FULL yard, Fuckos!

MikeSeaver · November 2023

I don’t think any of you can call Bison retarded when the main take here is that “Oregon can’t even almost lose to Stanford!!!” It is quite possibly the shittiest take of all time.

bisonduck · November 2023

MikeSeaver said:
I don’t think any of you can call Bison retarded when the main take here is that “Oregon can’t even almost lose to Stanford!!!” It is quite possibly the shittiest take of all time.

Win closer.

#BattleTested

UW_Doog_Bot · November 2023

SFGbob said:

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RaceBannon said:

bisonduck said:

FireCohen said:
So Oregon did not lose they just ran out of time both times
I am not sure why people cannot tip the cap to Penix in that game and UW's defense for coming up strong in that game.

I also cannot understand why UW fans have this persecution complex about Oregon fans and nation media confidence in a rematch. It's clear that UW has regressed and Oregon progressed. That's not to say that UW is going to get punked but the spread looks like it would be -7.5 in a rematch in Vegas. It might even be more after the Oregon State game.

These ideas are not mutually exclusive.
It's not clear at all

Oregon is getting their ass kicked

Thats clear
What qualifies as an ass kicking? 3 point win?

Oregon will somehow manage to win another game despite scoring fewer points than the other team.

RaceBannon · November 2023

The 3 point win has such an amazing ROI that it's tempting to do it again

bisonduck · November 2023

RaceBannon said:
The 3 point win has such an amazing ROI that it's tempting to do it again

You definitely don't want to win by too much. Then you won't be #BattleTested.

MelloDawg · November 2023

It would be much better to see Oregon lose a close game at home to Boovs and then see them try to mental gymnastics their way to justify why a 10-2 Oregon team was better than a 12-0 UW team.

This is the desirable outcome for Saturday.

MikeSeaver · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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RaceBannon said:
The 3 point win has such an amazing ROI that it's tempting to do it again
You definitely don't want to win by too much. Then you won't be #BattleTested.

Oregon wins by too much is a wild WILD take.

Not even sure Dawgman could conjure up such a thing.

bisonduck · November 2023

MelloDawg said:
It would be much better to see Oregon lose a close game at home to Boovs and then see them try to mental gymnastics their way to justify why a 10-2 Oregon team was better than a 12-0 UW team.

This is the desirable outcome for Saturday.

Yeah, it's desirable because Arizona is a better matchup.

Bob_C · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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MelloDawg said:
It would be much better to see Oregon lose a close game at home to Boovs and then see them try to mental gymnastics their way to justify why a 10-2 Oregon team was better than a 12-0 UW team.

This is the desirable outcome for Saturday.
Yeah, it's desirable because Arizona is a better matchup.

I'm a little scared of Arizona on a neutral field.

MelloDawg · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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MelloDawg said:
It would be much better to see Oregon lose a close game at home to Boovs and then see them try to mental gymnastics their way to justify why a 10-2 Oregon team was better than a 12-0 UW team.

This is the desirable outcome for Saturday.
Yeah, it's desirable because Arizona is a better matchup.

That is not why it’s desirable.

bisonduck · November 2023

Bob_C said:

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bisonduck said:

MelloDawg said:
It would be much better to see Oregon lose a close game at home to Boovs and then see them try to mental gymnastics their way to justify why a 10-2 Oregon team was better than a 12-0 UW team.

This is the desirable outcome for Saturday.
Yeah, it's desirable because Arizona is a better matchup.
I'm a little scared of Arizona on a neutral field.

They're #BattleTested, amirite?

They've done a better job of keeping the score close.

Bob_C · November 2023

bisonduck said:

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Bob_C said:

bisonduck said:

MelloDawg said:
It would be much better to see Oregon lose a close game at home to Boovs and then see them try to mental gymnastics their way to justify why a 10-2 Oregon team was better than a 12-0 UW team.

This is the desirable outcome for Saturday.
Yeah, it's desirable because Arizona is a better matchup.
I'm a little scared of Arizona on a neutral field.
They're #BattleTested, amirite?

They've done a better job of keeping the score close.

They have a QB that I'm scared of.

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