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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,555 Swaye's Wigwam
    DucksFC said:

    it's good to make sure you come out clean when you pound your penix into the beaver.

    He didn’t really pound it. He slipped it in once and then precisely placed it another and then angled it the 3rd. He scored 3x’s.
  • TXDawg
    TXDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 851 Founders Club

    DucksFC said:

    it's good to make sure you come out clean when you pound your penix into the beaver.

    He didn’t really pound it. He slipped it in once and then precisely placed it another and then angled it the 3rd. He scored 3x’s.
    He knows how to use it.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,538 Founders Club

    Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

    *eye
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,042 Standard Supporter

    Everybody was bitching about the conditions, but when things are that wet (a good thing BTW), it's normal for Penix to slip around and not always connect. He just refocused, kept his eyes on the receiver, and during that final push deep up the middle, he came through at the end.

    *eye
    True story, I was literally thinking to myself today “@PurpleBaze hasn’t corrected my grammar/spelling in awhile.” It was like the universe was out of alignment.

    Well, balance restored.