Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.

Hate Week

Comments

  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    caz most of them were smart enough to do CC then transfer vs. going to WSU.
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member Posts: 8,145
    Please be explaining Coug consistently fashionable success.
  • Dawgmeat9
    Dawgmeat9 Member Posts: 23
    RoadTrip said:

    Please be explaining Coug consistently fashionable success.

    I think it's a play on academically prowess. And well done. Clearly a duck, pretending to be a doog, to make the Beav look bad. (Applause)
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,209 Founders Club

    How did we cheat? I hope we get cam ward next year just to bench him and piss off the coug.

    I hope we get him and he rides the bench all the year.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    “Be around women who shave less than men.”

    Are they sure Cuog women are actually … women?
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,662 Founders Club

    I appreciated the shot of the husky section at the end of the game last night and they were waving a B1G flag

    Fuck off little brothers

    Seems cooler than the "Pac 2" t shirts a bunch of them were wearing.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,673 Founders Club
    haie said:

    I appreciated the shot of the husky section at the end of the game last night and they were waving a B1G flag

    Fuck off little brothers

    Seems cooler than the "Pac 2" t shirts a bunch of them were wearing.
    It’s not polite to mock the actions of retards
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    TheHB said:

    “Be around women who shave less than men.”

    Are they sure Cuog women are actually … women?

    I’ll have those Cougs know that I shaved this morning and have a waxing appointment in a few days!
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2023
    Question for the group - are we? as a fan base really that arrogant? Growing up I heard that criticism a lot and it to bothered me (I aspired to be Nebraska classy).

    Fortunately I no longer give a shit either way, but I don’t think of UW as acting like we’re in the Ivy League or something.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,662 Founders Club
    Cuog has a ratio of ridiculously hot chick to super fat chick that drinks more beer than I do of about 1:5.

    UW is a ~50k student body. There are a shit ton of hot women and men who are obsessed with football.

    Only dumb fuck boomer cuogs with faded shitty Russel Athletic crimson hats believe otherwise.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457

    Question for the group - are we? as a fan base really that arrogant? Growing up I heard that criticism a lot and it to bothered me (I aspired to be Nebraska classy).

    Fortunately I no longer give a shit either way, but I don’t think of UW as acting like we’re in the Ivy League or something.

    Fuck no. This is just symptomatic of cuog’s “momma always loved you more” syndrome.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    Q: How do you neuter a Cougar?
    A: Kick his sister in the jaw!

    Q: What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams?
    A: Drool.


    Q: What do you call a cougar golfing with an IQ of 120? A: A foursome!

    Q: Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar?
    A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!

    Q: What does a Cougar say to a Husky at MacDonald's?
    A: "May I take your order, sir?"

    Q: What's the biggest lie told in Pullman?
    A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

    Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
    A: "Hey, nice tooth!"

    Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
    A: They're always on their backs.

    Q: How do you keep cougars out of your yard?
    A: Put up goalposts.

    Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
    A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.

    Q: How do you keep a Cougar from drinking too much?
    A: Slam the toilet on his head.

    A Coug riddle: If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?

    Bubba had been attending WSU for 6 years and still did not have enough credits to graduate. At the commencement ceremony, the entire student body began chanting, "Let Bubba graduate, Let Bubba graduate!" The Pullman president decided that if Budda could answer a one question exam, he would graduate. The president said, "You have one chance, Bubba, what is 9x9"? Budda beamed and blurted out 81. A stunned silence followed. Then the whole crowd yelled, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

    Q: What do you call a 250 pound Cougar cheerleader?
    A: Anorexic.

    Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad?
    A: Boss.

    "Jesus was actually supposed to be born in Pullman, rather than Bethlehem. But they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
    - Unknown.

    "Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much."
    - Don James.

    Can confirm, biggest bunch of retards I've ever dealt with.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    haie said:

    Cuog has a ratio of ridiculously hot chick to super fat chick that drinks more beer than I do of about 1:5.

    UW is a ~50k student body. There are a shit ton of hot women and men who are obsessed with football.

    Only dumb fuck boomer cuogs with faded shitty Russel Athletic crimson hats believe otherwise.

    No, it's like 3 hot girls for every fat chick these days.