The whole point of being a successful team is to grow a fan base that transcends beyond your school campus so you can become a national brand. Instead of just your student body.
Wazzu is an irrelevant loser program. One of many reasons UW should never schedule them again.
Fuck the Apple Cup and fuck "tradition".
WSU is a glorified directional school with cow tipping. They never would have been in a real conference were it not for UW dragging them along. Nobody wanted them then, now, or ever.
Q: How do you neuter a Cougar? A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
Q: What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams? A: Drool.
Q: What do you call a cougar golfing with an IQ of 120? A: A foursome!
Q: Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar? A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!
Q: What does a Cougar say to a Husky at MacDonald's? A: "May I take your order, sir?"
Q: What's the biggest lie told in Pullman? A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks? A: "Hey, nice tooth!"
Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common? A: They're always on their backs.
Q: How do you keep cougars out of your yard? A: Put up goalposts.
Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth? A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.
Q: How do you keep a Cougar from drinking too much? A: Slam the toilet on his head.
A Coug riddle: If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?
Bubba had been attending WSU for 6 years and still did not have enough credits to graduate. At the commencement ceremony, the entire student body began chanting, "Let Bubba graduate, Let Bubba graduate!" The Pullman president decided that if Budda could answer a one question exam, he would graduate. The president said, "You have one chance, Bubba, what is 9x9"? Budda beamed and blurted out 81. A stunned silence followed. Then the whole crowd yelled, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Q: What do you call a 250 pound Cougar cheerleader? A: Anorexic.
Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad? A: Boss.
"Jesus was actually supposed to be born in Pullman, rather than Bethlehem. But they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." - Unknown.
"Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much." - Don James.
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Biggest bunch of retards, ever.
I guess they don't teach that in Pullman.
Wazzu is an irrelevant loser program. One of many reasons UW should never schedule them again.
Fuck the Apple Cup and fuck "tradition".
Fuck off little brothers
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
Q: What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you call a cougar golfing with an IQ of 120? A: A foursome!
Q: Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar?
A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!
Q: What does a Cougar say to a Husky at MacDonald's?
A: "May I take your order, sir?"
Q: What's the biggest lie told in Pullman?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
A: "Hey, nice tooth!"
Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
A: They're always on their backs.
Q: How do you keep cougars out of your yard?
A: Put up goalposts.
Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.
Q: How do you keep a Cougar from drinking too much?
A: Slam the toilet on his head.
A Coug riddle: If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?
Bubba had been attending WSU for 6 years and still did not have enough credits to graduate. At the commencement ceremony, the entire student body began chanting, "Let Bubba graduate, Let Bubba graduate!" The Pullman president decided that if Budda could answer a one question exam, he would graduate. The president said, "You have one chance, Bubba, what is 9x9"? Budda beamed and blurted out 81. A stunned silence followed. Then the whole crowd yelled, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Q: What do you call a 250 pound Cougar cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.
Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad?
A: Boss.
"Jesus was actually supposed to be born in Pullman, rather than Bethlehem. But they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
- Unknown.
"Attending WAZZU is great preparation for real life. It teaches you not to expect too much."
- Don James.
Are they sure Cuog women are actually … women?