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Pounded the beaver this morning

Pounded the beaver this morning 27 votes

Foreshadowing
18%
PurpleJalumni94DoogieMcDoogersonEsophagealFecesRDR 5 votes
Preemptive victory coitus
44%
CFetters_Nacho_Loverwhlinderdtdno_uhPurpleReignbiak1GreenRiverGatorzSourcesDoog_de_JourBleachedAnusDawgdannarcOreDawg 12 votes
DOOMED
37%
PurpleBazeMad_SonTheHBDoogmanRefundCSEDawgphineasPineapplePirateFireCohenUSMChawkflatus 10 votes

Comments

  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,139 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited November 2023
    Abundance. (Option A & B )
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2023
    Preemptive victory coitus

    I’m scheduled for coitus tomorrow. Pure Barre and kiddy sports cock blocking me today.

    Having never been married I have never understood how the scheduling of sex works…do you have a reoccurring appointment on your Outlook calendar? Do you text your spouse like we single people do with a “free tonight?” or “🍌🍆🍈🍈🦴🍑🐱🦫#️⃣#️⃣#️⃣💷???”

    I’m all about the logistical details, and want to ready in case some gentleman wants to put a ring 💍 on it.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,319 Founders Club

    I’m scheduled for coitus tomorrow. Pure Barre and kiddy sports cock blocking me today.

    Having never been married I have never understood how the scheduling of sex works…do you have a reoccurring appointment on your Outlook calendar? Do you text your spouse like we single people do with a “free tonight?” or “🍌🍆🍈🍈🦴🍑🐱🦫#️⃣#️⃣#️⃣💷???”

    I’m all about the logistical details, and want to ready in case some gentleman wants to put a ring 💍 on it.
    No kids tomorrow. DINKs for a day. Sexy time is guaranteed.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,313 Standard Supporter
    Preemptive victory coitus

    I’m scheduled for coitus tomorrow. Pure Barre and kiddy sports cock blocking me today.

    Bruh get it on after the kids are in bed.
  • PineapplePirate
    PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,643
    DOOMED
    We are up by 12 at half. And I call DOOMED.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,124 Standard Supporter

    I’m scheduled for coitus tomorrow. Pure Barre and kiddy sports cock blocking me today.

    Having never been married I have never understood how the scheduling of sex works…do you have a reoccurring appointment on your Outlook calendar? Do you text your spouse like we single people do with a “free tonight?” or “🍌🍆🍈🍈🦴🍑🐱🦫#️⃣#️⃣#️⃣💷???”

    I’m all about the logistical details, and want to ready in case some gentleman wants to put a ring 💍 on it.
    No kids tomorrow. DINKs for a day. Sexy time is guaranteed.
    Sexy time is NEVER guaranteed as a married.

    Probable. Likely. But the risk of husband fuck off is always in the wife playbook.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    DOOMED

    I’m scheduled for coitus tomorrow. Pure Barre and kiddy sports cock blocking me today.

    Having never been married I have never understood how the scheduling of sex works…do you have a reoccurring appointment on your Outlook calendar? Do you text your spouse like we single people do with a “free tonight?” or “🍌🍆🍈🍈🦴🍑🐱🦫#️⃣#️⃣#️⃣💷???”

    I’m all about the logistical details, and want to ready in case some gentleman wants to put a ring 💍 on it.
    No kids tomorrow. DINKs for a day. Sexy time is guaranteed.
    i guess Mrs Snow's strap on is tanned rested and ready