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Swaye
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Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    haie said:

    It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

    It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.
    It wasn’t
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,576 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

    The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

    Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

    Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

    Let’s not forget pig fuckers are tough. I think the only fight I really lost in middle school was to a pig fucker. No, really, he got arrested for fucking a pig in high school. Ironically I believe at the time in Washington it was not an actual crime so he did not get convicted. Legal legacy of the sheep herder period of the old west.

    He died a few years later. Bad robbery or something. But I will say, he was a tough pig fucker.

  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732

    Swaye said:

    Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

    The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

    Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

    Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

    Let’s not forget pig fuckers are tough. I think the only fight I really lost in middle school was to a pig fucker. No, really, he got arrested for fucking a pig in high school. Ironically I believe at the time in Washington it was not an actual crime so he did not get convicted. Legal legacy of the sheep herder period of the old west.

    He died a few years later. Bad robbery or something. But I will say, he was a tough pig fucker.
    special thanks to ken pinyon for ruining it for the rest of us
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member Posts: 8,145
    Swaye said:

    Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

    The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

    Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

    Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

    Naw man, he just needs to lineup his DB's 20 yards off the LOS and backup from there. Bend don't break. Seriously though who was it Dixon I think literally was almost 20 yards off on one of the TD's and got bitched like a red headed step child by on OL 30 yards off the line. Can this team find any weaker pussies in the secondary?
  • SkipBoyd
    SkipBoyd Member Posts: 403
    RoadTrip said:

    Swaye said:

    Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

    The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

    Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

    Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

    Naw man, he just needs to lineup his DB's 20 yards off the LOS and backup from there. Bend don't break. Seriously though who was it Dixon I think literally was almost 20 yards off on one of the TD's and got bitched like a red headed step child by on OL 30 yards off the line. Can this team find any weaker pussies in the secondary?
    Like we say. . . No.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    Swaye said:

    haie said:

    It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

    It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.
    Next time a cat 5 rolls through the souwf I’ll give you a holler. We can grill outside and have a gay old time. We’ll see who wins that fight.
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,693

    Swaye said:

    haie said:

    It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

    It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.
    We can grill outside and have a gay old time.
    * Tim
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    If that’s off, I’ll take it.
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    Swaye said:

    haie said:

    It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

    It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.
    FIGHT ME
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    edited November 2023
  • TrojanSword
    TrojanSword Member Posts: 555

    Shocking and vomit-inducing that you want to fire our black DC but keep the white one

    That's why we must fire both scrubs yesterday
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    Swaye said:

    haie said:

    It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

    It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.
    Hurricane superiority guysm, ehhh?
  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732

    Utah DB coach told them to commit PI every play and dare the refs to call it

    Expect the same with Oregon State

    i like that. too bad uw d is gay
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425
    Penix didn't throw high all game because of the wind, he always does that with pressure in his face. Wasn't windy against ASU. We adjusted a little better this game though.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    alumni94 said:

    My major knock against this team is that can’t step on the neck of the other team to finish. Up by 11 against Oregon, and last night should have been up by by 12. Great team, but still need more killer in them.

    And we keep finding new and creative ways to keep the other team in it.

    People forget that we had 3 different opportunities to go up 18 on Oregon and fucked them all up
    Dropping a pick six on the 1 was definitely a new one.
    It lays bare an endemic laxity within the program.