My dumbshit takes

Swaye · November 2023

Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

haie · November 2023

It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

Swaye · November 2023

haie said:
It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.

It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.

GrundleStiltzkin · November 2023

Swaye said:

haie said:
It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.
It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.

It wasn’t

StLouisDawg · November 2023

Swaye said:
Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

Let’s not forget pig fuckers are tough. I think the only fight I really lost in middle school was to a pig fucker. No, really, he got arrested for fucking a pig in high school. Ironically I believe at the time in Washington it was not an actual crime so he did not get convicted. Legal legacy of the sheep herder period of the old west.

He died a few years later. Bad robbery or something. But I will say, he was a tough pig fucker.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · November 2023

StLouisDawg said:

Swaye said:
Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.
Let’s not forget pig fuckers are tough. I think the only fight I really lost in middle school was to a pig fucker. No, really, he got arrested for fucking a pig in high school. Ironically I believe at the time in Washington it was not an actual crime so he did not get convicted. Legal legacy of the sheep herder period of the old west.

He died a few years later. Bad robbery or something. But I will say, he was a tough pig fucker.

dflea · November 2023

I'd rather be 10-0 after a showing like that than 9-1 with a badass defense and pretty good offense that somehow shit the bed against UCLA on November 10, 1990. A day not too different than today weather-wise if IIRC. I remember that day like it was yesterday and have been waiting over 30 years to be 10-0.

So simmer the fuck down and enjoy what hasn't happened here since 1991, gentlemen. TSINO

phineas · November 2023

StLouisDawg said:

Swaye said:
Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.
Let’s not forget pig fuckers are tough. I think the only fight I really lost in middle school was to a pig fucker. No, really, he got arrested for fucking a pig in high school. Ironically I believe at the time in Washington it was not an actual crime so he did not get convicted. Legal legacy of the sheep herder period of the old west.

He died a few years later. Bad robbery or something. But I will say, he was a tough pig fucker.

special thanks to ken pinyon for ruining it for the rest of us

LawDawg1 · November 2023

dflea said:
I'd rather be 10-0 after a showing like that than 9-1 with a badass defense and pretty good offense that somehow shit the bed against UCLA on November 10, 1990. I remember that day like it was yesterday and have been waiting over 30 years to be 10-0.

So simmer the fuck down and enjoy what hasn't happened here since 1991, gentlemen. TSINO

What about 8-1 but being the better team and missing a FG like everyone is saying?

vadawg · November 2023

We should throw the fucking bank at Utes D Coord. Great tackling, great discipline.

PostGameOrangeSlices · November 2023

vadawg said:
We should throw the fucking bank at Utes D Coord. Great tackling, great discipline.

Agree but I think it's a Whittingham team trait.

They are always like that. Always tough, but can never score enough points to beat a warshington team with a pulse

RoadTrip · November 2023

Swaye said:
Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.

Naw man, he just needs to lineup his DB's 20 yards off the LOS and backup from there. Bend don't break. Seriously though who was it Dixon I think literally was almost 20 yards off on one of the TD's and got bitched like a red headed step child by on OL 30 yards off the line. Can this team find any weaker pussies in the secondary?

SkipBoyd · November 2023

RoadTrip said:

Swaye said:
Offense delivered 33 points in a shitshow hurricane against the number 1 D in the conference by a mile. Good to fucking go.

The first half D could have been beaten by the retard kids on tv asking for donations. This against a pig fucker. Complete embarrassment.

Couple bonus points for making some adjustments and pitching the 2nd half shutout, and a safety, but that first half was a Holt at Bayloresque turd muffin.

Fire Inge immediately and make all the rest of the D coaches do burpees until they shit down their legs so they can match that first half performance.
Naw man, he just needs to lineup his DB's 20 yards off the LOS and backup from there. Bend don't break. Seriously though who was it Dixon I think literally was almost 20 yards off on one of the TD's and got bitched like a red headed step child by on OL 30 yards off the line. Can this team find any weaker pussies in the secondary?

Like we say. . . No.

dirtysouwfdawg · November 2023

Swaye said:

haie said:
It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.
It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.

Next time a cat 5 rolls through the souwf I’ll give you a holler. We can grill outside and have a gay old time. We’ll see who wins that fight.

dannarc · November 2023

dirtysouwfdawg said:

Swaye said:

haie said:
It wasn't that windy. Penix just play didn't well by his standards.
It was a goddamn hurricane. Fight me.
We can grill outside and have a gay old time.

* Tim