Mormons at Earls
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White bloods?
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Did you tell them to LEAVE!?
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if they start jump chugging, take a video
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Keep in mind that Ute is the gentile school, so a small % can enjoy those crystal clear Long Island Ice Tea at Earl’s.
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I know it’s been like 20 years but that place is still the All American to me. Real Earl’s died when they moved out of the shitty place with the chicken wire.
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Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.
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I knew this would be your thread.HuskyJW said:Shocker I know
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Earls without alcohol is like soaking without jump humping
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Some great memories at earl's.
1) OWENTWELVE season, late in the season. Shitty day. 1230 game time. Get to earls like 8AM. Order the shittiest Whiskey they have in 6 shots. First thing we drank that day. Set the tone. Their shot glasses don't cheat ya.
2) Taking my son and his girlfriend there on my son's 21st birthday. He lived up the hill. The evening ended for my son having to call his girlfriend's (well should I say, ex-girlfriend now), parents to pick her up because she wasn't feeling well and thought she needed to go to the walk-in clinic. Life experiences.
3) Being totally shit faced already and having @Rapeculturedawg buy you an AMF (which I had never heard of - I'm old) to chug before the walk to the stadium.
4) Getting totally shitfaced with my buddy Dave at Earl's before a game and encountering a rickshaw and choosing to ride it because of this shithole site. -
chugging an AMF while shit faced is alcohol poisoning territoryDoogieMcDoogerson said:Some great memories at earl's.
1) OWENTWELVE season, late in the season. Shitty day. 1230 game time. Get to earls like 8AM. Order the shittiest Whiskey they have in 6 shots. First thing we drank that day. Set the tone. Their shot glasses don't cheat ya.
2) Taking my son and his girlfriend there on my son's 21st birthday. He lived up the hill. The evening ended for my son having to call his girlfriend's (well should I say, ex-girlfriend now), parents to pick her up because she wasn't feeling well and thought she needed to go to the walk-in clinic. Life experiences.
3) Being totally shit faced already and having @Rapeculturedawg buy you an AMF (which I had never heard of - I'm old) to chug before the walk to the stadium.
4) Getting totally shitfaced with my buddy Dave at Earl's before a game and encountering a rickshaw and choosing to ride it because of this shithole site.
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Are you walking or driving?RTD said:Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.
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Apparently everyone has had an unfortunate encounter with @Rapeculturedawg at EarlsDoogieMcDoogerson said:Some great memories at earl's.
1) OWENTWELVE season, late in the season. Shitty day. 1230 game time. Get to earls like 8AM. Order the shittiest Whiskey they have in 6 shots. First thing we drank that day. Set the tone. Their shot glasses don't cheat ya.
2) Taking my son and his girlfriend there on my son's 21st birthday. He lived up the hill. The evening ended for my son having to call his girlfriend's (well should I say, ex-girlfriend now), parents to pick her up because she wasn't feeling well and thought she needed to go to the walk-in clinic. Life experiences.
3) Being totally shit faced already and having @Rapeculturedawg buy you an AMF (which I had never heard of - I'm old) to chug before the walk to the stadium.
4) Getting totally shitfaced with my buddy Dave at Earl's before a game and encountering a rickshaw and choosing to ride it because of this shithole site. -
Greatest fucking post in my 10 years in the shitholeRTD said:Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.
I can’t Chin this enough -
This whole thread warms the soul of a dead middle aged white man whose sole purpose in life is now to make money.
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The real earl was something… I went in there with older bros during hell week and he took one look at the young poops that stood before him and growled to the kid standing next to me that I’m going to turn you upside down and use your head for a mop
Then widened into a viscous smile and served us all a free beer
Cheers Earl -
This might fit onto a beer glass. I'll need to check.AEB said:This whole thread warms the soul of a dead middle aged white man whose sole purpose in life is now to make money.
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I loved Earl’s. The Utes chose wisely.
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I'll take two if it doesDerekJohnson said:
This might fit onto a beer glass. I'll need to check.AEB said:This whole thread warms the soul of a dead middle aged white man whose sole purpose in life is now to make money.
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Usually was stumbling.DoogmanRefund said:
Are you walking or driving?RTD said:Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.
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Have the two on the end begun soaking yet? Is the guy reading the menu the one jumping on the bed?
