Workplace violence - beheading

Hilarious ISIS bombing story. It's my line of work and a lot of my old buddies from Ammo back in the Air Force cross trained into being drone pilots over the years.

A big group of young kids around 16-20 years of age were out in the street playing soccer. Now we are watching just about every inch of Iraq and Syria right now with UAV's. If someone goes outside we know about it.

Anyways, a buddy is watching this soccer game for twenty minutes or so and a Toyota Tundra pulls up in the middle of them. It has a cache of AK-47's in the back of it. Two ISIS guys jump out, call all the kids over to the truck, and start handing all of them guns. The lead guy points his in the air and pulls the trigger for whatever reason.

3...2...1.....Boom. GBU-12 wipes out the bad guys, their recruits, their vehicles, and their weapons. This kind of shit is happening 24/7. These guys are really FS, like PDXDuckFS. They might behead a few more idiots that should have never been over there but they'll be wiped out quickly and we'll never put a boot on the ground.

Unlike OIF we know who all the bad guys are, we watch them 24/7, and we have been for a decade. Whenever more than two of them are within 50 feet of each other there is 294lbs of tritonal on the way. They won't be able to recruit anyone soon because doing anything other than running away from them results in you getting blown the fuck up within 20 seconds. You can call Bronco Bama whatever you want, but we're handling this the way we should have from the start.