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Are you making a conscious attempt to win the inaugural Puppy Memorial Post of the year Award?StLouisDawg said:
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.YellowSnow said:
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You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?StLouisDawg said:
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.YellowSnow said: -
The real news here is that hairy ass Dick Simmons had a waxed richardStLouisDawg said:
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.YellowSnow said: -
Only at HH can you get from Damone’s 81st tailgate post to Richard Simmons being hung like a Mayo jar.dnc said:
You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?StLouisDawg said:
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.YellowSnow said: -
YellowSnow said:
Only at HH can you get from Damone’s 81st tailgate post to Richard Simmons being hung like a Mayo jar.dnc said:
You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?StLouisDawg said:
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.YellowSnow said:Nothingspecial -
To be mentioned in such rarefied air…I am unworthy.DerekJohnson said:
Are you making a conscious attempt to win the inaugural Puppy Memorial Post of the year Award?StLouisDawg said:
I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.YellowSnow said:
But to complete the story, Mr. Simmons seems to also enjoy fluffy and copiously delivered man batter. Like a dog and a puddle of bacon grease apparently.
