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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,356 Founders Club
    StLouisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:


    I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
    Are you making a conscious attempt to win the inaugural Puppy Memorial Post of the year Award?
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    StLouisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:


    I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
    Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?
    You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    StLouisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:


    I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
    The real news here is that hairy ass Dick Simmons had a waxed richard
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    StLouisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:


    I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
    Richard Simmons is gay? Who knew?
    You learn something new everyday. Never would have guessed.
    Only at HH can you get from Damone’s 81st tailgate post to Richard Simmons being hung like a Mayo jar.
    Nothing special
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  • StLouisDawg
    StLouisDawg Member Posts: 550
    DerekJohnson said:

    StLouisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:


    I had a friend in law school who said he met Richard Simmons in an elevator and they ended up having hot gay sex in a cramped room in the basement of a hotel. My friend remarked that Simmons was hung like a fire hydrant. Not particularly long, but girthy to the point of abnormal. And waxed. Smooth as silk. Like Irishdawgs singing voice.
    Are you making a conscious attempt to win the inaugural Puppy Memorial Post of the year Award?
    To be mentioned in such rarefied air…I am unworthy.

    But to complete the story, Mr. Simmons seems to also enjoy fluffy and copiously delivered man batter. Like a dog and a puddle of bacon grease apparently.
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