PM to Duck fans

Shut the fuck up about hypotheticals you fucking losers. Embarrassing.
Beat us on the field not in message board circle jerks. Dumb fuck gas pumping retards. Christ.
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This morning in the grocery store an old lady told me she didn't like my hat, but nice win.
I replied with Winners Win! -
You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row. -
If Duck fans would have spent more time practicing their wheel routes instead of poasting so much they could have won that game.
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As a native Washingtonian living in Oregon I am currently thriving in this brief window of time in which I am one of a select few who knows how to pump his own gas. Us non professionals have been allowed to do it since August.
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At a brewery today I saw a Duck decked out eating by himself. Had my 91 natty shirt and was in doog mode.
I wanted to talk shit to him, but I'm classy. And buzzed.
Plus, we won the battle, he can still win the war. -
Just wait till Grubb gets his reads down Duck Fans and learns how to put a game away.
You wanna deal in hypotheticals? What if Grubb stops be so fucking greedy on the long ball and commits to grinding out some 5:00 or 6:00 drives late in the 3rd or 4th quarter.
Oregon wasn't the only team out there on Saturday with some questionable play calling. -
so how many times did you walk back and forth so he could see your shirt?haie said:At a brewery today I saw a Duck decked out eating by himself. Had my 91 natty shirt and was in doog mode.
I wanted to talk shit to him, but I'm classy. And buzzed.
Plus, we won the battle, he can still win the war. -
Pics?YellowSnow said:This morning in the grocery store an old lady told me she didn't like my hat, but nice win.
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Enough to make me a pathetic asshole.LawDawg1 said:
so how many times did you walk back and forth so he could see your shirt?haie said:At a brewery today I saw a Duck decked out eating by himself. Had my 91 natty shirt and was in doog mode.
I wanted to talk shit to him, but I'm classy. And buzzed.
Plus, we won the battle, he can still win the war. -
if jalen was healthy...we blow them fuck out. that fucker hopefully get healthy soon
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It was a dirty hit. At least that’s what duck fans would say for the next year.FireCohen said:if jalen was healthy...we blow them fuck out. that fucker hopefully get healthy soon
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Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.
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Not talking about you guysflatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row. -
If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.flatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row. -
I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan MorrisWoolleyDoog said:
If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.flatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row. -
He beat Browning and UW in 2018 in OTntxduck said:
I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan MorrisWoolleyDoog said:
If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.flatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.
After our kicker missed the gimme game winner -
At least you didn't call her a bearded cuntYellowSnow said:This morning in the grocery store an old lady told me she didn't like my hat, but nice win.
I replied with Winners Win! -
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Also not a comparable qb to penix. Penix wins the national title on the 2016 team, no?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
He beat Browning and UW in 2018 in OTntxduck said:
I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan MorrisWoolleyDoog said:
If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.flatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.
After our kicker missed the gimme game winner -
If Deboer & Grubb are head coach and OC, yes.ntxduck said:
Also not a comparable qb to penix. Penix wins the national title on the 2016 team, no?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
He beat Browning and UW in 2018 in OTntxduck said:
I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan MorrisWoolleyDoog said:
If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.flatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.
After our kicker missed the gimme game winner -
Maybe. That online was a lot worse than this oline. But it mightve been enough.ntxduck said:
Also not a comparable qb to penix. Penix wins the national title on the 2016 team, no?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
He beat Browning and UW in 2018 in OTntxduck said:
I think it was more because he went against Jacob eason and Dylan MorrisWoolleyDoog said:
If I remember correctly, Mario used to go for it on key fourth downs against UW. He also had terrible play calling. Yet, he still won. I think it was because he was going against gutless Petersen.flatus said:
Every duck poaster I've read on this board has blamed Lanning and/or Stein.PostGameOrangeSlices said:You know what the UW fanbase did when Petersen choked away two games against Mario fucking Cristobal? We blamed Petersen and our own loser fucking program. We were the problem.
You cunts have a lot to fucking learn. I hope we can help by winning another 10 in a row.
After our kicker missed the gimme game winner
The wrs were also a lot softer. Ross and Pettis. That Ross fumble when we were driving, the pick 6, budda dropped int, whooching somehow not getting a fumble recovery in his arms
Almost everything that could go wrong, did.
Only thing better about the '16 skwaaad was the defense -
Shit post. Complaining the offense scores to fast, would be nice to just grind out a 6 minute drive, this offense isnt built for that.YellowSnow said:Just wait till Grubb gets his reads down Duck Fans and learns how to put a game away.
You wanna deal in hypotheticals? What if Grubb stops be so fucking greedy on the long ball and commits to grinding out some 5:00 or 6:00 drives late in the 3rd or 4th quarter.
Oregon wasn't the only team out there on Saturday with some questionable play calling.
Get points when you can.
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There is some truth to this, but running the ball off tackle was working.longduckdong said:
Shit post. Complaining the offense scores to fast, would be nice to just grind out a 6 minute drive, this offense isnt built for that.YellowSnow said:Just wait till Grubb gets his reads down Duck Fans and learns how to put a game away.
You wanna deal in hypotheticals? What if Grubb stops be so fucking greedy on the long ball and commits to grinding out some 5:00 or 6:00 drives late in the 3rd or 4th quarter.
Oregon wasn't the only team out there on Saturday with some questionable play calling.
Get points when you can.
The incompletions on 1st and 2nd down that stop the clock are the real killers.
I have faith in Penix to pick up 3rd downs, even 3rd and longs. But burn some clock first -
Weirdest part about all this is that I've never seen the national media fight so hard to let the CFB audience know that the team who lost a game is still a playoff contender. They're perpetuating the same exact shit that you're talking about... every show is like, "UW won, BUT OREGON THOUGH!" It's so weird.
I've seen like 50 segments on why Oregon is a playoff team, why Lanning is so amazing, why they don't have a problem with the aggressive calls, why Bo Nix will be christened a saint... blah, blah, blah. They lost ya fucking idiots. -
I know I'm a doog but I've thought the Nike advertising budget conspiracy theory for all the pub Oregon gets has legs
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Except we didn’t get points during that part of the game. This offense can move the chains too. We need to be able to do both.longduckdong said:
Shit post. Complaining the offense scores to fast, would be nice to just grind out a 6 minute drive, this offense isnt built for that.YellowSnow said:Just wait till Grubb gets his reads down Duck Fans and learns how to put a game away.
You wanna deal in hypotheticals? What if Grubb stops be so fucking greedy on the long ball and commits to grinding out some 5:00 or 6:00 drives late in the 3rd or 4th quarter.
Oregon wasn't the only team out there on Saturday with some questionable play calling.
Get points when you can. -
This is little dick energy.BroadcastingDawg said:Weirdest part about all this is that I've never seen the national media fight so hard to let the CFB audience know that the team who lost a game is still a playoff contender. They're perpetuating the same exact shit that you're talking about... every show is like, "UW won, BUT OREGON THOUGH!" It's so weird.
I've seen like 50 segments on why Oregon is a playoff team, why Lanning is so amazing, why they don't have a problem with the aggressive calls, why Bo Nix will be christened a saint... blah, blah, blah. They lost ya fucking idiots.
UW is getting astronomical hype. More than Ive ever seen. Dinnich is on CFB segments saying UW is the #1 team in the cuntry. UW is getting #1 AP poll votes
Oregon is getting props for playing tough and being good. Which they are. -
UW loses late by 4...PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This is little dick energy.BroadcastingDawg said:Weirdest part about all this is that I've never seen the national media fight so hard to let the CFB audience know that the team who lost a game is still a playoff contender. They're perpetuating the same exact shit that you're talking about... every show is like, "UW won, BUT OREGON THOUGH!" It's so weird.
I've seen like 50 segments on why Oregon is a playoff team, why Lanning is so amazing, why they don't have a problem with the aggressive calls, why Bo Nix will be christened a saint... blah, blah, blah. They lost ya fucking idiots.
UW is getting astronomical hype. More than Ive ever seen. Dinnich is on CFB segments saying UW is the #1 team in the cuntry. UW is getting #1 AP poll votes
Oregon is getting props for playing tough and being good. Which they are.
Does UW get props for playing tough and being good?
Are there constant segments defending their decisions? Are there constant segments saying "UW still controls its destiny?"
Doubt it. -
Oregon is a “National” brandBroadcastingDawg said:
UW loses late by 4...PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This is little dick energy.BroadcastingDawg said:Weirdest part about all this is that I've never seen the national media fight so hard to let the CFB audience know that the team who lost a game is still a playoff contender. They're perpetuating the same exact shit that you're talking about... every show is like, "UW won, BUT OREGON THOUGH!" It's so weird.
I've seen like 50 segments on why Oregon is a playoff team, why Lanning is so amazing, why they don't have a problem with the aggressive calls, why Bo Nix will be christened a saint... blah, blah, blah. They lost ya fucking idiots.
UW is getting astronomical hype. More than Ive ever seen. Dinnich is on CFB segments saying UW is the #1 team in the cuntry. UW is getting #1 AP poll votes
Oregon is getting props for playing tough and being good. Which they are.
Does UW get props for playing tough and being good?
Are there constant segments defending their decisions? Are there constant segments saying "UW still controls its destiny?"
Doubt it.