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Only way to beat Penix

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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,040 Founders Club
    WilburHooksHands said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Mad_Son said:

    creepycoug said:

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO

    I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
    Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical
    thats just good old fashioned murder 1
    Take it to the lawyer thread
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  • WoolleyDoog
    WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,927 Founders Club
    Maybe opponents can call those guys up who made in snow in Pullman with their planes in 2018, but I think they were Dawgs so too bad.
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  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,855 Swaye's Wigwam
    PineapplePirate said:

    One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.


    that would just enable him to roll to and throw left or right depending on which way the carrot dangles -
    Damn what if it curved up???? or down!!!!
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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,467
    edited September 2023
    DerekJohnson said:

    Ridiculous thread.

    Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.

    Look what you have created, Stalin.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,769 Swaye's Wigwam
    Alternative and acceptable answer would be “with lotion.” Fucking dry wanking savages.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,410
    DerekJohnson said:

    Ridiculous thread.

    Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.

    If by ridiculous you mean "spot on", then

    sure.

    Someone hits the Penix up high and knocks him out of the game in exchange for a 15 yarder or even a targeting, ushering in DMo, you don't think that's a trade-off any D coordinator would take?

    It's actually a lot better than "hoping for turnovers", which is like laying down and lifting up your skirt.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    with lube and heavy eye contact
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,440
    Mad_Son said:

    creepycoug said:

    is to make him flacid.

    If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

    IMO

    I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
    There’s only two options here. The most obvious one is to have @Swaye scalp a motherfucker.

    Option two would be Dave Hoffman. He is the Husky Hitman after all.
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