Only way to beat Penix
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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The lacerater of livers guy seems to be getting along fine.Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypotheticalMad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.
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You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.PurpleBaze said:
You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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I don't like inappropriate touching of my Penix.creepycoug said:
Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.PurpleBaze said:
You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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You're? all a little touchy about your penix. -
Keep My Penix Upright!
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PurpleBaze said:
I don't like unnecessary roughness on my Penix.creepycoug said:
Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.PurpleBaze said:
You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.
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Teams are going to have to just keep dropping more and more into converage and hope their Dline can get some shoestring tackles on DJRoadDawg55 said:If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.
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Whatever, we have Hitman Heims, enough said on that
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HurtfulUW_Doog_Bot said:@creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.
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I doubt anyone in this conference has the pass rush and the offense to beat UW if he's healthy. Here's to a very, very mild upper ankle sprain that makes him miss just one half of football this year. Hell, even then UW still probably wins the conference as Oregon will drop some other 2, or UW will win a tie-breaker.
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@alexcookdawg?creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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@TonyaHardingDuck, true?!UW_Doog_Bot said:@creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.
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thats just good old fashioned murder 1YellowSnow said:
Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypotheticalMad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Take it to the lawyer threadWilburHooksHands said:
thats just good old fashioned murder 1YellowSnow said:
Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypotheticalMad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Maybe opponents can call those guys up who made in snow in Pullman with their planes in 2018, but I think they were Dawgs so too bad.
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Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context
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that would just enable him to roll to and throw left or right depending on which way the carrot dangles -PineapplePirate said:One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.
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Look what you have created, Stalin.DerekJohnson said:Ridiculous thread.
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Alternative and acceptable answer would be “with lotion.” Fucking dry wanking savages.
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If by ridiculous you mean "spot on", thenDerekJohnson said:Ridiculous thread.
Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.
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Someone hits the Penix up high and knocks him out of the game in exchange for a 15 yarder or even a targeting, ushering in DMo, you don't think that's a trade-off any D coordinator would take?
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with lube and heavy eye contact
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There’s only two options here. The most obvious one is to have @Swaye scalp a motherfucker.Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Option two would be Dave Hoffman. He is the Husky Hitman after all.
