Only way to beat Penix

creepycoug · September 2023

is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

Mad_Son · September 2023

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

creepycoug · September 2023

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

The lacerater of livers guy seems to be getting along fine.

YellowSnow · September 2023

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical

PineapplePirate · September 2023

One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.

PurpleBaze · September 2023

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

You rang?

creepycoug · September 2023

PurpleBaze said:

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
You rang?

Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

You're? all a little touchy about your penix.

PurpleBaze · September 2023

creepycoug said:

PurpleBaze said:

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
You rang?
Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

You're? all a little touchy about your penix.

I don't like inappropriate touching of my Penix.

whlinder · September 2023

Keep My Penix Upright!

chuck · September 2023

PurpleBaze said:

creepycoug said:

PurpleBaze said:

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
You rang?
Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

You're? all a little touchy about your penix.
I don't like unnecessary roughness on my Penix.

UW_Doog_Bot · September 2023

@creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.

hardhat · September 2023

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

RoadDawg55 · September 2023

If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.

The way to beat us is hope for turnovers and to score a lot of points.

Canadawg · September 2023

RoadDawg55 said:
If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.

The way to beat us is hope for turnovers and to score a lot of points.

Teams are going to have to just keep dropping more and more into converage and hope their Dline can get some shoestring tackles on DJ

dannarc · September 2023

Whatever, we have Hitman Heims, enough said on that

LawDawg1 · September 2023

UW_Doog_Bot said:
@creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.

Hurtful

dtd · September 2023

I doubt anyone in this conference has the pass rush and the offense to beat UW if he's healthy. Here's to a very, very mild upper ankle sprain that makes him miss just one half of football this year. Hell, even then UW still probably wins the conference as Oregon will drop some other 2, or UW will win a tie-breaker.

HuskyJW · September 2023

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

@alexcookdawg?

DerekJohnson · September 2023

Ridiculous thread.

Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.

DucksFC · September 2023

UW_Doog_Bot said:
@creepycoug lawyer background all of a sudden makes more sense.

@TonyaHardingDuck, true?!

WilburHooksHands · September 2023

YellowSnow said:

Mad_Son said:

creepycoug said:
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical

thats just good old fashioned murder 1

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