I will say this

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

droggins said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleReign said:

Miley Cyrus said after the game "we absolutely took them lightly"

They were probably drinking, smoking weed, fucking sorority hoes, and talking shit until 5 in the morning

"I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on / And they ain't leavin' til six in the mornin'"

six in the morning?

sarktastic said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PurpleJ said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

CuntWaffle said:

Sark's hypothetical speech after he beat GS today in a game expiring field goal:

"The team came out flat today and that is on the coaching staff not having the team prepared. Ultimately it falls on me. We are a much better football team than what we showed today. We are happy to get the win considering the circumstances and will use today as a growing experience. A few things need to be cleaned up this week in practice, but I'm proud our guys didn't get down and were able to escape with the win."

One correction:

"I thought the coaches and I had a great game plan. But for whatever reason our guys just didn't execute. I don't know why."

We had a great week of practice, though.

Loved how he passive aggressively throws his players under the bus, then claims responsibility for the disaster.

as opposed to Leach who called his players cowards then marched them up on stage to explain to the press why?