If you were going on a cross country road trip, whom would you select as a companion?
If you were going on a cross country road trip, whom would you select as a companion? 18 votes
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Choices are pretty gay
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Some one skinny with amazing T & A that believes in road head.RaceBannon said:Choices are pretty gay
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Tiger Woodstiger brings drugs and Perkins waitresses to the pregame.
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PurpleJI want to hear from Stalin how RG3 was added to this pole.
Like, why? He’s way dorkier than Tiger with even worse knees and doesn’t have binders full of women hanging on him like TW. -
Adam SandlerFirst instinct was Norm but he had so much anxiety in cars it could have been torture at some point
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Write-InI would take @puppylove_sugarsteel
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Write-InI choose myself. Nobody else knows how to shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride.
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Norm MacDonald
Well, the whole idea of the poll was that I would have loved to sit in an airplane seat next to Norm MacDonald for a few hours. Assuming he felt like taking, that would have been a life highlight.whlinder said:I want to hear from Stalin how RG3 was added to this pole.
Like, why? He’s way dorkier than Tiger with even worse knees and doesn’t have binders full of women hanging on him like TW.
Then I thought, "who else would be cool to talk to?" And RG III was added to the mix. I included IU just to poke at Yella. -
PurpleJI have no idea how RG3 would be cool to talk to, unless you love Baylor football or being a Baptist or something.
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Write-InI'd say @UW_Doog_Bot or Yella, because one's my wayward (USC) beaner and the other one would defend me behind Kane hall against all the varsity jocks beating me up.
More interesting is who on that list would I rather drive an ice pick through my eye socket than have to ride with, and that person would be Russell the Human Cliche Machine Wilson. That guy is the like the Tik Tok of athlete celebrities. -
Norm MacDonald
He seems like a cool guywhlinder said:I have no idea how RG3 would be cool to talk to, unless you love Baylor football or being a Baptist or something.
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RG came up with Big Penix Energy
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PurpleJThe artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…
…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:
“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…”
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RiightDoog_de_Jour said:The artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…
…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:
“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…”
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PurpleJ
Are you trying to imply @PurpleJ couldn’t bag peak Brad Pitt?RaceBannon said:
RiightDoog_de_Jour said:The artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…
…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:
“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…” -
Write-InI like inside deets and gossip. I would write in Michael Anthony from Van Halen. As long as he spilled the beans on the things that went on and down from ‘78-‘85. Roth would be to ADHD probably. Unless he was serious and such and you never know what you are gonna get.
If I had to choose from the options it would be Sandler. He probably has tons of stories and we could discuss his early comedy CDs -
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This is a good answer even if the trip includes rafting white water.Fishpo31 said:Either, or abundance…
https://youtu.be/9R_yICBdLK8?si=ZO_oPGielzGPTGox
Also, to cross over with @YellowSnow answer.
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Are you trying to say I wouldn't fight varsity jocks? Been there and done that. And they weren't no row Peter puffers neither.creepycoug said:I'd say @UW_Doog_Bot or Yella, because one's my wayward (USC) beaner and the other one would defend me behind Kane hall against all the varsity jocks beating me up.
More interesting is who on that list would I rather drive an ice pick through my eye socket than have to ride with, and that person would be Russell the Human Cliche Machine Wilson. That guy is the like the Tik Tok of athlete celebrities.
Put the three of us in the car and you've got the higher level board discussion of car rides. -
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CSB my (hispanic @creepycoug ) friend and I dressed up as them and drove to Burning Man. Even got stopped and hassled by a cop outside of Barstow. I'll never know if he was doing it as an act or unironically.Doog_de_Jour said:The artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…
…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:
“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…”
And to add to the mix I'd put my friend @Swaye (but pre marriage and kids) in the car. He and I on a road trip would be fast strategy shenanigans that would require a NDA. -
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Put me in the back seat and I'll draft the NDA pro bono.UW_Doog_Bot said:
CSB my (hispanic @creepycoug ) friend and I dressed up as them and drove to Burning Man. Even got stopped and hassled by a cop outside of Barstow. I'll never know if he was doing it as an act or unironically.Doog_de_Jour said:The artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…
…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:
“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…”
And to add to the mix I'd put my friend @Swaye (but pre marriage and kids) in the car. He and I on a road trip would be fast strategy shenanigans that would require a NDA. -
This.Doog_de_Jour said:The artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…
…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:
“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…”
Having met @PurpleJ in real life, one thing I can guaran-fucking-tee, that trip would be an adventure. 100%.
