Mount Rushmore of movies that should never be remade under any circumstances?


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Animal House
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The Princess Bride
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Debbie Does Dallas
Wait. Wat?
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Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
Outlaw Josey Wales
Unforgiven
Clint Eastwood movie that could be remade
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
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The Warriors
Forrest Gump
Godfather
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Wizard of Oz.
Fucking flying monkeys.
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The Birds.
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Se7en.
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blazing saddles.
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Rudy
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All movies? especially Gone With the Wind - I laffed when I saw it, the story line and dialogue was hilarious - they would not make it a comedy like the original
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I could go for another Schindler's List.
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The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.seatownfunk said:I could go for another Schindler's List.
Because that's totally realistic.
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The true Holocaust was against the courageous transgender heroes of the Weimer Republic. The Jews just coopted their pain. Never forget that.PurpleThrobber said:
The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.seatownfunk said:I could go for another Schindler's List.
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The idea of black nazi storm troopers made me laugh
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I could see Scarlet Johansson playing a black trans person.
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Patton
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You can't prove that Oscar Shindler wasn't credited with the deeds of a transgender, half Asian, half African woman.PurpleThrobber said:
The remake will feature an all-black/transgender cast.seatownfunk said:I could go for another Schindler's List.
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In high school, I was drunkenly making out with this girl during Blade Trinity and she threw up in my mouth.seatownfunk said:I could go for another Schindler's List.
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We’re you laughing in downtown Portland circa 2020?RaceBannon said:The idea of black nazi storm troopers made me laugh
That’s what I thought.
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Adventures in Babysitting
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Underrated flick.pawz said:Adventures in Babysitting
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I'm not sure we will ever see the casual nudity of the 70's and 80's. An actress basically had to do a nude scene or two. And stuff to get the role as we were allegedly shocked to find out
I don't see a gal playing a high school chick coming out of the pool topless
The people that call the right wing the Taliban and railed against the Moral Majority and went to Congress to stop warning labels on music are about as straight laced as the Puritans these days
Naked hot females is an affront to humanity. Guys dressed like chicks is fine though -
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Muhammad Mullah Omar, true?RaceBannon said:I'm not sure we will ever see the casual nudity of the 70's and 80's. An actress basically had to do a nude scene or two. And stuff to get the role as we were allegedly shocked to find out
I don't see a gal playing a high school chick coming out of the pool topless
The people that call the right wing the Taliban and railed against the Moral Majority and went to Congress to stop warning labels on music are about as straight laced as the Puritans these days
Naked hot females is an affront to humanity. Guys dressed like chicks is fine though