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PurpleJ

Gave grandma a card for her 85th birthday. Thought about writing 'thank you for your service' before signing my name.

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PurpleJ

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

Swaye

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

Got any more?

dnc

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

You know why!

PurpleJ

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Quietcowskee

Tim Socha got his hands on that guy!

tenndawg

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

PurpleJ

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Maybe that isn't the picture I sent her. Ever think of that?

tenndawg

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Maybe that isn't the picture I sent her. Ever think of that?

Guess you think Granny deserves the good stuff and we are a bunch of prison fags who will whack off to anything...

Technically, that might be right

Sledog

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Sven has a TV show?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

A good friend from high school is a Coug and he married a Coug. On their wedding day, I think about signing their card with a "go Dawgs" and don't.

Later, they have the matting to a large picture frame in which they'll have a wedding photo. I have no idea what to write and I just start writing without any thought.

2 months later, they're hanging the frame and reading what everyone wrote. I get a text from him that says "thanks for writing go Dawgs asshole. I have to see that every day now."

In summary, CSB

TierbsHsotBoobs

Gave grandma a card for her 85th birthday. Thought about writing 'thank you for your cervix' before signing my name.

Dennis_DeYoung

Pics???

dnc

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Sven has a TV show?

YBE

PurpleBaze

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

SECDAWG

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seen Jesse Stone??

PurpleBaze

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

GrundleStiltzkin

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

What’s with the gendering, bigot?

PurpleBaze

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?
What’s with the gendering, bigot?

My apologies.

*Ze

gmo

obligatory

haie

https://twitter.com/MountRainierWA/status/1652078504643805184?t=odvUBSwSVeCFy9Pyzjr9vw&s=19

DerekJohnson

https://twitter.com/MountRainierWA/status/1652078504643805184?t=odvUBSwSVeCFy9Pyzjr9vw&s=19

That might be the greatest tweet I've ever seen.

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PurpleJ

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

Swaye

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

Got any more?

dnc

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

You know why!

PurpleJ

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Quietcowskee

Tim Socha got his hands on that guy!

tenndawg

PurpleJ

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Maybe that isn't the picture I sent her. Ever think of that?

tenndawg

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Maybe that isn't the picture I sent her. Ever think of that?

Guess you think Granny deserves the good stuff and we are a bunch of prison fags who will whack off to anything...

Technically, that might be right

Sledog

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Sven has a TV show?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TierbsHsotBoobs

Gave grandma a card for her 85th birthday. Thought about writing 'thank you for your cervix' before signing my name.

Dennis_DeYoung

Pics???

dnc

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Sven has a TV show?

YBE

PurpleBaze

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

SECDAWG

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seen Jesse Stone??

PurpleBaze

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

GrundleStiltzkin

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

What’s with the gendering, bigot?

PurpleBaze

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"
Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover
Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?
What’s with the gendering, bigot?

My apologies.

*Ze

gmo

obligatory

haie

https://twitter.com/MountRainierWA/status/1652078504643805184?t=odvUBSwSVeCFy9Pyzjr9vw&s=19

DerekJohnson

https://twitter.com/MountRainierWA/status/1652078504643805184?t=odvUBSwSVeCFy9Pyzjr9vw&s=19

That might be the greatest tweet I've ever seen.