Chuck's OFFICIAL Mariners Baby!, Opening Day Edition Thread

chuck · March 2023

Undefeated through 1.

France and Castillo definitely helped my fantasy team too.

haie · March 2023

Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.

BennyBeaver · March 2023

Gonna win it all.

haie · March 2023

BennyBeaver said:
Gonna win it all.

Desolating season inc.

RaceBannon · March 2023

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.

Can't we just enjoy being 1-0?

BleachedAnusDawg · March 2023

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.

Says the Blazers fan.

DerekJohnson · March 2023

OP title edited by Stalin

chuck · March 2023

DerekJohnson said:
OP title edited by Stalin

This is a big day for me.

dnc · March 2023

Healthy Ty France is a bad man. It's a different offense when he's full strength. Maybe this will be the season he stays healthy all year. Not likely but would be nice.

Fun opener. Brash is a lot of fun.

dnc · March 2023

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1641647818015211525

chuck · March 2023

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.

Such a pleasant fella @haie

Fishpo31 · April 2023

Here we go…Robbie Ray to the IL

BennyBeaver · April 2023

TSIO

haie · April 2023

BleachedAnusDawg said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Says the Blazers fan.

Screenshotted for when we? add Embiid.

haie · April 2023

chuck said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Such a pleasant fella @haie

The flavor of enthusiam for the Mariners recently is just a little too much. Predictably ownership didn't want to spend to get up to competig with the Astros. The Ohtani stuff is also bullshit. He's leaving LA but not for a team that's never even come close to a world series.

Last I checked they started 1-2 against the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians.

Jesus fucking Christ. Pro sports can't stop finding new ways to be completely embarrassing.

chuck · April 2023

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Such a pleasant fella @haie
The flavor of enthusiam for the Mariners recently is just a little too much. Predictably ownership didn't want to spend to get up to competig with the Astros. The Ohtani stuff is also bullshit. He's leaving LA but not for a team that's never even come close to a world series.

Last I checked they started 1-2 against the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians.

Jesus fucking Christ. Pro sports can't stop finding new ways to be completely embarrassing.

Houston didn't get where they are by throwing 10 year, $300 million, albatross contracts at 30 year olds. The Ms have tried to build the same way as Houston, and they are right there.

Last I looked the Guardians were/are a playoff team and it's one series. BFD.

haie · April 2023

chuck said:

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Such a pleasant fella @haie
The flavor of enthusiam for the Mariners recently is just a little too much. Predictably ownership didn't want to spend to get up to competig with the Astros. The Ohtani stuff is also bullshit. He's leaving LA but not for a team that's never even come close to a world series.

Last I checked they started 1-2 against the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians.

Jesus fucking Christ. Pro sports can't stop finding new ways to be completely embarrassing.
Houston didn't get where they are by throwing 10 year, $300 million, albatross contracts at 30 year olds. The Ms have tried to build the same way as Houston, and they are right there.

Last I looked the Guardians were/are a playoff team and it's one series. BFD.

By all means, SodoMojo it up.

Couldn't pay me be in that part of Seattle watching those franchises. Kraken are also predicably unpopular. Seattle associates hockey culture with Nazism.

Huskies are holding it all down on poop island.

chuck · April 2023

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Such a pleasant fella @haie
The flavor of enthusiam for the Mariners recently is just a little too much. Predictably ownership didn't want to spend to get up to competig with the Astros. The Ohtani stuff is also bullshit. He's leaving LA but not for a team that's never even come close to a world series.

Last I checked they started 1-2 against the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians.

Jesus fucking Christ. Pro sports can't stop finding new ways to be completely embarrassing.
Houston didn't get where they are by throwing 10 year, $300 million, albatross contracts at 30 year olds. The Ms have tried to build the same way as Houston, and they are right there.

Last I looked the Guardians were/are a playoff team and it's one series. BFD.
By all means, SodoMojo it up.

Couldn't pay me be in that part of Seattle watching those franchises. Kraken are also predicably unpopular. Seattle associates hockey culture with Nazism.

Huskies are holding it all down on poop island.

None of that sodomojo shit or anything else you said means fuckall to me or has anything to do with being a fan.

UW, the place that hired RN, Gilby, Ty, Sark, Lake, and your favorite guy to hate, Petersen, hasn't held down or accomplished shit since before you were old enough to travel to a game but you still follow and keep hoping.

haie · April 2023

chuck said:

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Such a pleasant fella @haie
The flavor of enthusiam for the Mariners recently is just a little too much. Predictably ownership didn't want to spend to get up to competig with the Astros. The Ohtani stuff is also bullshit. He's leaving LA but not for a team that's never even come close to a world series.

Last I checked they started 1-2 against the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians.

Jesus fucking Christ. Pro sports can't stop finding new ways to be completely embarrassing.
Houston didn't get where they are by throwing 10 year, $300 million, albatross contracts at 30 year olds. The Ms have tried to build the same way as Houston, and they are right there.

Last I looked the Guardians were/are a playoff team and it's one series. BFD.
By all means, SodoMojo it up.

Couldn't pay me be in that part of Seattle watching those franchises. Kraken are also predicably unpopular. Seattle associates hockey culture with Nazism.

Huskies are holding it all down on poop island.
None of that sodomojo shit or anything else you said means fuckall to me or has anything to do with being a fan.

UW, the place that hired RN, Gilby, Ty, Sark, Lake, and your favorite guy to hate, Petersen, hasn't held down or accomplished shit since before you were old enough to travel to a game but you still follow and keep hoping.

Literally last season + 2016 (just being final 4) are better than anything the Mariners have accomplished since that magical season where they got shit stomped by the ugh...Guardians in the ALCS.

Tampa Bay Rays and me are having big belly laughs right now.

BleachedAnusDawg · April 2023

If we're being honest, the only fanbase in Seattle with anything to really crow about are the 12's. Sad as that is.

UW has had a handful of good years which, when added up between them, resulted in an Alamo Bowl win as the one trophy to show off.

chuck · April 2023

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:

chuck said:

haie said:
Have fun getting raped by Houston. Again.
Such a pleasant fella @haie
The flavor of enthusiam for the Mariners recently is just a little too much. Predictably ownership didn't want to spend to get up to competig with the Astros. The Ohtani stuff is also bullshit. He's leaving LA but not for a team that's never even come close to a world series.

Last I checked they started 1-2 against the Cleveland Guardians.

Guardians.

Jesus fucking Christ. Pro sports can't stop finding new ways to be completely embarrassing.
Houston didn't get where they are by throwing 10 year, $300 million, albatross contracts at 30 year olds. The Ms have tried to build the same way as Houston, and they are right there.

Last I looked the Guardians were/are a playoff team and it's one series. BFD.
By all means, SodoMojo it up.

Couldn't pay me be in that part of Seattle watching those franchises. Kraken are also predicably unpopular. Seattle associates hockey culture with Nazism.

Huskies are holding it all down on poop island.
None of that sodomojo shit or anything else you said means fuckall to me or has anything to do with being a fan.

UW, the place that hired RN, Gilby, Ty, Sark, Lake, and your favorite guy to hate, Petersen, hasn't held down or accomplished shit since before you were old enough to travel to a game but you still follow and keep hoping.
Literally last season + 2016 (just being final 4) are better than anything the Mariners have accomplished since that magical season where they got shit stomped by the ugh...Guardians in the ALCS.

Tampa Bay Rays and me are having big belly laughs right now.

Your standards are low when it comes to UW and I get it. You can only be civil toward the teams you choose to like and I get that too. It's all good.

The past is the past and I really don't care about it. Right now the Ms are in the midst of a good rebuild that has a better than average chance of working. Houston is the model and the team with the target on their back. I don't begrudge you wanting to talk shit. Ive hopped on a lot of bandwagons since my first one, the 1980 Royals, but the Ms are the home state franchise and will always have my attention.

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