2018-2019 Football Season Haiku Thread

The dawgs were right fucked
Till Penix the mighty came
Dance husky dawgs dance

5-7-5 is the syllable count, tiger. You never used haiku to land a young lady? Once you master that, move on to the limerick…

Penix the mighty once took the field
Victory quite sweet he amazingly sealed

From Indiana he hailed
Never in purple he failed

And after the game he made sure your fat dumpy wife squealed

El_K

My haiku is based off the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders

Domes lopped off by me?
Arthritis! It cannot be.
Tee time 1:30

LebamDawg

an OJ Haiku

glove does not fit me
drive around thinking new plan
lawyer up shut up

NoWarningJustDawg

Minor edits for form

life would be better
if I just stopped visiting
this dump anyway

It is sad to see
how far Derek Johnson fell
Kim falling? - not sad

TheHB

Kim is Jen's mouthpiece
Wears leopard print pickle sling
Rep the Pac baby!