Odunze Returning

dnc said:

Laocoön said:

huskyhooligan said:

I just dooged in my pants.

1st thing that I thought of after reading this:
https://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night, what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

Doog in my pants
This really never happens, you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I

Doog in my pants
Don't tell your friends, or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend"
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked, "Cash or credit?"
And I

Dooged in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I dooged in my pants
To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please, stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall, it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Dooged in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Doog in my pants

The next day, my alarm goes off and I
Doog in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Doog in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Dooged in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Dooged in my pants
I went to check-
Dooged in my pants
Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay?

I doog right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
'Cause I
Doog in my pants
(I doog in my pants, I doog in my pants, yes, I doog in my pants, yes, I doog in my pants)
Yes, doog in my pants
(I doog in my pants, I doog in my pants)




Some rewrite parody potential for the next TBS banger

WilburHooksHands said:

a parody of a parody huh

RoadDawg55 said:

bananasnblondes said:

RoadDawg55 said:

The depth at CB will be much better next year. Another impact CB or safety would be great and is needed. It would be nice if we didn’t have to win shootouts.

I like the transfer at cb. On the other side, I just hope they can find someone. I'm not a big Powell fan and he's the best we have. Have to hope a freshman steps up

I checked out the JC CB’s hudl as well and he looked good. Physical player. Hopefully it translates. Simply adding those guys to the mix and the other guys being a year older should lead to big improvements if the coaching is there.

AtomicDawg said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

AtomicDawg said:

RoadDawg55 said:

bananasnblondes said:

RoadDawg55 said:

The depth at CB will be much better next year. Another impact CB or safety would be great and is needed. It would be nice if we didn’t have to win shootouts.

I like the transfer at cb. On the other side, I just hope they can find someone. I'm not a big Powell fan and he's the best we have. Have to hope a freshman steps up

I checked out the JC CB’s hudl as well and he looked good. Physical player. Hopefully it translates. Simply adding those guys to the mix and the other guys being a year older should lead to big improvements if the coaching is there.

I don’t trust the DC’s to call a game or the juice to coach up the db’s. I saw stupid coverages called and just horrible recognition from the players throughout the season. Average 40 plus a game and they could improve enough on defense to win the conference though. They will absolutely cost us a game or two next season, book it.

LIPO

None of the DBs developed or played well under Harris and Brown besides those who were already talented like McDuffie and Gordon

Cook and Turner easily had their best years in 2022. It could be coaching, strength/conditioning, or scheme, but they moved in the right direction this year

A season with no improvement is LIPO. They could and should be better next year with basic talent upgrades. Doesn’t mean they’re going to learn how to develop talent.

Lake was a dumbass head coach but as a position coach his secondary typically improved, recognized tendencies and routes, and understood leverage in coverage. Saw very little of that last year. It is possible that the untalented kids in the secondary were also dumb in the film room, but I blame the coaches for that.

RaceBannon said:

I know I'm a doog but all phases of the team improved over the season

But I get the thought that the secondary still was bad at the end

The pass rush saved them