Dan Lanning inks lifetime contract with Oregon
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I have this vivid scene of him revealing it to her with his stupid grin.FireTheJanitor said:If I hated my wife I’d get that exact tattoo
Dan: "What do you think, wifey?"
(10 second pause)
Wifey: "Is that what you think I look like?"
(10 second pause)
Wifey: "Is that what you WANT me to look like?"
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@trublue’s momdannarc said:So who is the tranny with the Bama and Oregon tat?
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Wait....this is real? Danny actually did this?
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If Husky Stadium doesn’t break out a tramp stamp chant next year just burn it all down.
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abundanceFireTheJanitor said:If I hated myself I’d get that exact tattoo
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I can still remember @Dennis_DeYoung chortling when UO hired meat. I just think other than the Snake head chopper, Oregon seems to luck with hires who aren’t a total disaster (in spite of our mockery). Even Sling got a Natty game before going down hill.WoolleyDoog said:How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.
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Honestly, we just roughed him up a bit. The Beavs broke himDerekJohnson said:
It's possible that the Huskies broke himHillsboroDuck said:https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnH0Kztsq1C/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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To be fair, we all remember when Pete Carrol got that tattoo of his wife
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I've mentioned this kind of thing on the podcast a few times and on the boards and it's right. I'm not sure exactly what it is other than the Pac-12 sucking, but I don't think it's hard to succeed at Oregon at all. I think Miami will prove everyone was right that Crisco was an idiot and not a good coach yet he won a Rose Bowl, went 35-12, and never lost to Washington.YellowSnow said:
I can still remember @Dennis_DeYoung chortling when UO hired meat. I just think other than the Snake head chopper, Oregon seems to luck with hires who aren’t a total disaster (in spite of our mockery). Even Sling got a Natty game before going down hill.WoolleyDoog said:How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.
It's so easy, Helfrich likely wins the Pac-12 in 2015 if Vernon Adams' old teammate doesn't cheap shot him.
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I remember the late Rod Jones telling me how he saw Tyrone Willingham walking across campus and said it felt like the Don James days were returning.bananasnblondes said:To be fair, we all remember when Pete Carrol got that tattoo of his wife
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Did Big Dave play for Pete? Coach with him? What’s his frame of reference for the comparison?bananasnblondes said:To be fair, we all remember when Pete Carrol got that tattoo of his wife
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caden, kniles, and titan are who exactly? kids? dogs? abundance?
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I think there's a good chance "Big Dave" makes more money off his sons than they ever doCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Did Big Dave play for Pete? Coach with him? What’s his frame of reference for the comparison?bananasnblondes said:To be fair, we all remember when Pete Carrol got that tattoo of his wife
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The biggest winner of NIL opening up and bags being legal is shitbag dads.bananasnblondes said:
I think there's a good chance "Big Dave" makes more money off his sons than they ever doCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Did Big Dave play for Pete? Coach with him? What’s his frame of reference for the comparison?bananasnblondes said:To be fair, we all remember when Pete Carrol got that tattoo of his wife
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DJ left ClemsonCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Did Big Dave play for Pete? Coach with him? What’s his frame of reference for the comparison?bananasnblondes said:To be fair, we all remember when Pete Carrol got that tattoo of his wife
Big Dave was a HUGE Clemson fan on Twitter and tweeted at west coast recruits to LEAVE the west coast
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rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
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I'm hearing he got her tatted on his ribcageWilburHooksHands said:rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
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I cant decide which part of this is drawn worst.dnc said:
I'm hearing he got her tatted on his ribcageWilburHooksHands said:rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
-the demonic glassy eyes
-The left tit sag that makes it look like a hairless nut sack
-the overshaded armpit
-the joker scars on the cheek
-the tiny Texas stencil that seems out of place
-the Pitt titty-fuck
-the fact that his kids are named Caden, Titan, and Kniles
There's honestly more but it is probably one of the most hideous tattoos I've ever seen. That being said, according to the Duck bored, it's an awesome tattoo and more proof of what a cool guy "Danimal" is and I'm disgusting for mocking a cancer survivor -
I bet Preston and the loner tailgate duck video guys are all over this. Probably heading over to payday loans to get the down payment to start their own replica.bananasnblondes said:
I cant decide which part of this is drawn worst.dnc said:
I'm hearing he got her tatted on his ribcageWilburHooksHands said:rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
-the demonic glassy eyes
-The left tit sag that makes it look like a hairless nut sack
-the overshaded armpit
-the joker scars on the cheek
-the tiny Texas stencil that seems out of place
-the Pitt titty-fuck
-the fact that his kids are named Caden, Titan, and Kniles
There's honestly more but it is probably one of the most hideous tattoos I've ever seen. That being said, according to the Duck bored, it's an awesome tattoo and more proof of what a cool guy "Danimal" is and I'm disgusting for mocking a cancer survivor -
Needs to get 65-7 on there somewhere