Sark gonna Sark
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In Security Guy's defense, Sark does have a nice set of moobs
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Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Longhorn 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out. You understand, you pimp?LawDawg1 said:You don’t put your hands on people. You just don’t.
Sark = Ike Clanton. -
What's the line on Sark ending up with a dead hooker in some $25/night motor inn outside Tucson? -250?YellowSnow said:
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Longhorn 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out. You understand, you pimp?LawDawg1 said:You don’t put your hands on people. You just don’t.
Sark = Ike Clanton. -
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Would have helped if Penix was able to connect on those bombs last night.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Saw it. Not a good look for Sark. As usual.
Saw a a statistic where Jumbo at ATM has beat more top 25 teams in a year than Sark has at TX in 2, like 0-5. Or some shit like that. -
Disagree. DeBoar isn’t marketable as a personality and doesn’t have enough results yet for anyone to care.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Saban has the personality of lightly toasted bread.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Disagree. DeBoar isn’t marketable as a personality and doesn’t have enough results yet for anyone to care.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe.
Deboer gives vibes of heart of america, good ol' boy, football coach that just loves ball and cheap coffee. That's pretty marketable compared to the other psychopaths around the country. He's nice to the media they'll like him -
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
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Not impressive when the sec has every team ranked at some point throughout the season.SECDAWG said:Saw it. Not a good look for Sark. As usual.
Saw a a statistic where Jumbo at ATM has beat more top 25 teams in a year than Sark has at TX in 2, like 0-5. Or some shit like that. -
I’m sure it ain’t. From another conference.LawDawg1 said:
Not impressive when the sec has every team ranked at some point throughout the season.SECDAWG said:Saw it. Not a good look for Sark. As usual.
Saw a a statistic where Jumbo at ATM has beat more top 25 teams in a year than Sark has at TX in 2, like 0-5. Or some shit like that. -
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
@theknowledge any idea when the CTE might win?theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
Only Kim can tell us this.LawDawg1 said:
@theknowledge any idea when the CTE might win?theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
Nothing burger.theknowledge said:
Only Kim can tell us this.LawDawg1 said:
@theknowledge any idea when the CTE might win?theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
So he can taste the CTE in Sark’s semen?theknowledge said:
Only Kim can tell us this.LawDawg1 said:
@theknowledge any idea when the CTE might win?theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
No need for an autopsy. Kim was standing nearby and it wasn’t that bad.TheHB said:
Nothing burger.theknowledge said:
Only Kim can tell us this.LawDawg1 said:
@theknowledge any idea when the CTE might win?theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
I guarantee that we? lost that week.theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell
Or maybe it was the Oregon state game. -
The delayed reaction by sark is very strange. Definitely on something. Adderall?EsophagealFeces said: -
He's just a hothead. UW brings this out of him every time. He did not want this draw even in a home game.ntxduck said:
The delayed reaction by sark is very strange. Definitely on something. Adderall?EsophagealFeces said: -
rectal examsEsophagealFeces said:
So he can taste the CTE in Sark’s semen?theknowledge said:
Only Kim can tell us this.LawDawg1 said:
@theknowledge any idea when the CTE might win?theknowledge said:
Sounds like depression. Maybe Sark has CTE. Would explain the unhinged explosions. That’s only going to get worse. Sad if true.theLSkid said:
Was told my one of my old college coaches who played for him who told me that one week he never left his office; locker was the only one who saw him for days on end.DerekJohnson said:
While he was at UW, I literally had a player tell me how Sark would duck out during practices to drink.LoneStarDawg said:Sark didn’t have a drinking problem until he needed it for a wrongful termination suit, people forget that
Fuck that guy to hell -
Saban has natties.Canadawg said:
Saban has the personality of lightly toasted bread.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Disagree. DeBoar isn’t marketable as a personality and doesn’t have enough results yet for anyone to care.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe.
Deboer gives vibes of heart of america, good ol' boy, football coach that just loves ball and cheap coffee. That's pretty marketable compared to the other psychopaths around the country. He's nice to the media they'll like him
I hope you're right. It would take a concerted effort by the AD to make that happen. -
TXDawg said:
What's the line on Sark ending up with a dead hooker in some $25/night motor inn outside Tucson? -250?YellowSnow said:
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Longhorn 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out. You understand, you pimp?LawDawg1 said:You don’t put your hands on people. You just don’t.
Sark = Ike Clanton.
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The dawgman thread on this is pretty entertaining. Aside from Kim chiming in you have a pretty clear line in the sand between those who think this shows that Sark is an insecure little pussy and those who think this is normal and acceptable behavior for an old-school, alpha male like Sark who would probably be in the US Marine Corps if he wasn't coaching football
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I don’t know why I’m surprised. I guess I’m more amazed than anything. It doesn’t matter what Sark does, Kim will be right there to wash his balls for him.Geevis_and_Butthead said:
Congratulations! Ken Griswold wholeheartedly agrees with youPostGameOrangeSlices said:I'd tell someone feeling my tits up to get their fucking hands off me as well, LOL
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Nails, Stalin. Fucking NAILS!DerekJohnson said:TXDawg said:
What's the line on Sark ending up with a dead hooker in some $25/night motor inn outside Tucson? -250?YellowSnow said:
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Longhorn 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out. You understand, you pimp?LawDawg1 said:You don’t put your hands on people. You just don’t.
Sark = Ike Clanton.
