Sark gonna Sark
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In Security Guy's defense, Sark does have a nice set of moobs
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Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Longhorn 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out. You understand, you pimp?LawDawg1 said:You don’t put your hands on people. You just don’t.
Sark = Ike Clanton. -
What's the line on Sark ending up with a dead hooker in some $25/night motor inn outside Tucson? -250?YellowSnow said:
Don't you ever try to manhandle a Longhorn 'cause we'll cut your goddamn pimp's heart out. You understand, you pimp?LawDawg1 said:You don’t put your hands on people. You just don’t.
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I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Would have helped if Penix was able to connect on those bombs last night.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Saw it. Not a good look for Sark. As usual.
Saw a a statistic where Jumbo at ATM has beat more top 25 teams in a year than Sark has at TX in 2, like 0-5. Or some shit like that. -
Disagree. DeBoar isn’t marketable as a personality and doesn’t have enough results yet for anyone to care.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe. -
Saban has the personality of lightly toasted bread.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Disagree. DeBoar isn’t marketable as a personality and doesn’t have enough results yet for anyone to care.Canadawg said:
I believe the CFB media will get on board with Grubb and DeBoer next year full on. Don't forget how much they droned on about Petersen everytime UW had a big game. They'll be the offensive gurus that "love to throw it all over the yard" soon enough.RoadTrip said:
Last night ESPN and the announcers couldn't get his dick out of their mouths. At one point, theybdid a piece on how important it is for him and all coaches to change and evolve with the times. Of course they couldn't stop gushing at how good he has been at evolving. Did anyone see any offensive evolution last night? It looked pretty vanilla old school to me. But what I saw going on with the UW offense looked pretty fucking evolved to me; especially in lieu of the shit it looked like 1 year ago. Fuck ESPN and their 75% chance for TX victory. Fuck Sark and hos pathetic wannabe wife Lafonda. When he gets fired, she'll be gone.Blayen said:Sark is the very definition of a man-child.
He is immature. He is an imitator instead of an innovator. He mistakes emotion for intensity and anger for discipline . He is a womanizer and an alcoholic and has consistently put his own desires ahead those of the team or the institution for whom he is coaching. And he has been mediocre his whole career.
Yet somehow, this guy seems to be a demi-god to every announcer, media type, and AD. He somehow continues to get hired into prominent head coaching positions even though his track record is absolutely abysmal to be considered for that type of job.
Consider that this guy has been hired at 2 of the most coveted positions in all of college football with his mediocre record and his history of substance abuse and immaturity. And then add the absolute love fest everyone in the business seems to have with him. It is absolutely astounding to me, and I consider it one of the greater mysteries in the universe.
Deboer gives vibes of heart of america, good ol' boy, football coach that just loves ball and cheap coffee. That's pretty marketable compared to the other psychopaths around the country. He's nice to the media they'll like him
