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Coach Sarkisian has a .557 winning percentage at UW, USC and Bama
Geevis_and_Butthead
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... take away victories against non-Power 5 schools and that record drops to 45-46 in 8-plus seasons at the Nos. 6, 7 and 18 winningest (percentage-wise) programs in FBS history.
Not sure we've ever seen anyone quite like Sark
Not sure we've ever seen anyone quite like Sark
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Never had enough time for his own guys in there
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Running out of time has always haunted SarkLawDawg1 said:Never had enough time for his own guys in there
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#AllGasNoBrakes
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The script for Sark is to get fired after next year or the year after with Texas, go back and win another Natty under Saban having one of the “best offenses” in the nation, and then taking over as head coach once Saban retires. Always falling upwards.
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https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-lands-a-slam-dunk-hire-in-alabamas-steve-sarkisian-a-risk-worth-taking-to-revive-the-longhorns/
Which part of the slam-dunk-hire you guys don't understand? -
Yah ive never seen anything like it… Sark is esta caliente for the most elusive reasons and then never delivers on the dream which quite obviously means that he will get the top job in America before he fails there as well. Amazing.CuntWaffle said:The script for Sark is to get fired after next year or the year after with Texas, go back and win another Natty under Saban having one of the “best offenses” in the nation, and then taking over as head coach once Saban retires. Always falling upwards.
I would pattern myself after him except I don’t want to. He does have a hot blooded woman, I will give him that [even though she is obviously bizarre), but the rest of the package looks like total chaos.
I really do see how he had? A drinking adventure of magnitude. -
But the story doesn’t end there. He’ll get busted knocking back moonshine with a scantily clad Bama cheerleader, get fired, get hired by New England as a quality control analyst on offense, then replace Belichick when he retires.CuntWaffle said:The script for Sark is to get fired after next year or the year after with Texas, go back and win another Natty under Saban having one of the “best offenses” in the nation, and then taking over as head coach once Saban retires. Always falling upwards.
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I think it's actually rather simple why Sark seemingly falls upwards perpetually.TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:
Yah ive never seen anything like it… Sark is esta caliente for the most elusive reasons and then never delivers on the dream which quite obviously means that he will get the top job in America before he fails there as well. Amazing.CuntWaffle said:The script for Sark is to get fired after next year or the year after with Texas, go back and win another Natty under Saban having one of the “best offenses” in the nation, and then taking over as head coach once Saban retires. Always falling upwards.
I would pattern myself after him except I don’t want to. He does have a hot blooded woman, I will give him that [even though she is obviously bizarre), but my woman is blazingly hotter [no, i will not be posting pictures]
1) He is a solid to good OC. Saban liked him, and that says something. Carroll liked him. Those are two of the best coaches to ever live right there. Sark is not, however, a good head coach. In fact, I think the era of coaches calling plays is damn near almost over. Even DeBoer, who is a savant, doesn't do it. Jimbo heard the bell tolling this year and is going to give it up, and Sark needs to stop doing it too. Half the game he is in a squat, staring at a playsheet. That is not a CEO.
2) He is very good at sales. Again, most that are good at sales are not going to cut it as a CEO. In order to be a CEO, you have to not only be a good bullshitter, you have to be good at juggling countless operational tasks in the air. There is a reason they make the big bucks - very few can be a good CEO.
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All true. He’s also a prick.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I think it's actually rather simple why Sark seemingly falls upwards perpetually.TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:
Yah ive never seen anything like it… Sark is esta caliente for the most elusive reasons and then never delivers on the dream which quite obviously means that he will get the top job in America before he fails there as well. Amazing.CuntWaffle said:The script for Sark is to get fired after next year or the year after with Texas, go back and win another Natty under Saban having one of the “best offenses” in the nation, and then taking over as head coach once Saban retires. Always falling upwards.
I would pattern myself after him except I don’t want to. He does have a hot blooded woman, I will give him that [even though she is obviously bizarre), but my woman is blazingly hotter [no, i will not be posting pictures]
1) He is a solid to good OC. Saban liked him, and that says something. Carroll liked him. Those are two of the best coaches to ever live right there. Sark is not, however, a good head coach. In fact, I think the era of coaches calling plays is damn near almost over. Even DeBoer, who is a savant, doesn't do it. Jimbo heard the bell tolling this year and is going to give it up, and Sark needs to stop doing it too. Half the game he is in a squat, staring at a playsheet. That is not a CEO.
2) He is very good at sales. Again, most that are good at sales are not going to cut it as a CEO. In order to be a CEO, you have to not only be a good bullshitter, you have to be good at juggling countless operational tasks in the air. There is a reason they make the big bucks - very few can be a good CEO. -
3) Elite HFC's have unwavering respect from their coordinators, assistant coaches and players. Sark has the unwavering respect of a few "media" stooges, his AA sponsor and and that's about it.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I think it's actually rather simple why Sark seemingly falls upwards perpetually.TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:
Yah ive never seen anything like it… Sark is esta caliente for the most elusive reasons and then never delivers on the dream which quite obviously means that he will get the top job in America before he fails there as well. Amazing.CuntWaffle said:The script for Sark is to get fired after next year or the year after with Texas, go back and win another Natty under Saban having one of the “best offenses” in the nation, and then taking over as head coach once Saban retires. Always falling upwards.
I would pattern myself after him except I don’t want to. He does have a hot blooded woman, I will give him that [even though she is obviously bizarre), but my woman is blazingly hotter [no, i will not be posting pictures]
1) He is a solid to good OC. Saban liked him, and that says something. Carroll liked him. Those are two of the best coaches to ever live right there. Sark is not, however, a good head coach. In fact, I think the era of coaches calling plays is damn near almost over. Even DeBoer, who is a savant, doesn't do it. Jimbo heard the bell tolling this year and is going to give it up, and Sark needs to stop doing it too. Half the game he is in a squat, staring at a playsheet. That is not a CEO.
2) He is very good at sales. Again, most that are good at sales are not going to cut it as a CEO. In order to be a CEO, you have to not only be a good bullshitter, you have to be good at juggling countless operational tasks in the air. There is a reason they make the big bucks - very few can be a good CEO.
