OFFICIAL Washington vs Texas Alamo Bowl Game Thread

DerekJohnson

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MobeyB4Assholes

Wow, he dropped it.

MobeyB4Assholes

Fake it.

TheHB

Goal post is crooked too.

dannarc

Not bad, offense looks like ass and we're up 10

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Christ. The mayo bowl?

Which is dumber, the Mayo Bowl or the Cheez it Bowl?

PostGameOrangeSlices

The team is playing tight as fuck and like a Petersen team. Not encouraging.

UW is somehow still winning 10. Encouraging.

Texas isnt that good. Discouraging.

The refs fucked us out of at least 3 points. Encouraging.

Fucking worst feeling 10 point lead of all time

FireTheJanitor

Is that Sarks wife walking him to the locker room?

EsophagealFeces

If you’d told me we’d be up 10 at halftime, I’d absolutely have taken it. I’m pissed though. We should be up big. Like up 17-20

Geevis_and_Butthead

Best defensive half we've had all year.

Very encouraging so far

Canadawg

Who had UW keeping Texas to 3 on their bingo card

EsophagealFeces

Christ. The mayo bowl?
Which is dumber, the Mayo Bowl or the Cheez it Bowl?

Abundance

RockyBottom

WHY THAT MAN TAKE SO MUCH NIACIN?

DerekJohnson

Culp doing a fucking terrible job using his blockers yet again.
Great athlete and absolutely 0 football IQ. More dumb plays than anyone on the team.

I hate to agree on this but I have to

backthepack

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.

backthepack

The team is playing tight as fuck and like a Petersen team. Not encouraging.

UW is somehow still winning 10. Encouraging.

Texas isnt that good. Discouraging.

The refs fucked us out of at least 3 points. Encouraging.

Fucking worst feeling 10 point lead of all time

Naw if we were playing tight we wouldn't be tackling. Just timing is a tick off offensively. They gotta settle down

MobeyB4Assholes

The team is playing tight as fuck and like a Petersen team. Not encouraging.

UW is somehow still winning 10. Encouraging.

Texas isnt that good. Discouraging.

The refs fucked us out of at least 3 points. Encouraging.

Fucking worst feeling 10 point lead of all time

Jesus.

RUN! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Fuck man, we're up 10 and haven't played well.

Better, the other coach is Sark.

Relax bro.

TheHB

Kwat is doing a good job against the Family-on-Summer-Vacation Murderer.

RoadTrip

FUCK

Okay, so you can just run over a guy after a fair catch now?

This game opened with the announcer calling this game "the next challenge for Texas."

THAT guy just asked why there wasn't a flag.

I think it was the same jackoff who said towelpopper (stole that cuz I aint lookin it up) wasn't very athletic or a homerun hitter after he outran the entire TX secondary for a 40 yard TD. These ESPN FUCKS sure like TX dick.

EsophagealFeces

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.

Fucking this. OL is doing a much better job run blocking than pass blocking so far. Texas seems so focused on shutting down the pass, run it down their fucking throats.

SwisherSweetboy

Looking good. In a good position. Need to run a bit to slow it down in the 2nd half.

Somehow manipulate the game so we don't have to watch so many of these fucking stupid commercials. Jesus.

DerekJohnson

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.

I don't think we've run PA once today

Canadawg

Weird

https://twitter.com/CarlaBarokas/status/1608654748932243456?t=oziiCX92M7S3Wif-X3nYUA&s=19

MobeyB4Assholes

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.
Fucking this. OL is doing a much better job run blocking than pass blocking so far. Texas seems so focused on shutting down the pass, run it down their fucking throats.

Especially since Sark and company are using gimmicks to stop the pass.

Run and short passes until they quit foreplay then plant the flag.

RoadTrip

We’re playing kinda retarded, and the wefs are fucking us, but we’re still up, and our defense is looking pretty solid so far. And more importantly, 34-17 is still on the table.

yeah my over and 2teamer is dead but I'm getting +10 on my ML and 14 on my +4 bets.

TheHB

Momma Pimp?

MobeyB4Assholes

The Ohio St coach sounds like Russell Fucking Wilson.

EsophagealFeces

Weird
https://twitter.com/CarlaBarokas/status/1608654748932243456?t=oziiCX92M7S3Wif-X3nYUA&s=19

Craves it, yes, craves it.

DerekJohnson

Weird
https://twitter.com/CarlaBarokas/status/1608654748932243456?t=oziiCX92M7S3Wif-X3nYUA&s=19

alumni94

Change in the half…

SkipBoyd

If you can’t see the script has been written for this game, and there is no way UW will be allowed to win, then I feel sorry for you. Bye bye.

Comments

MobeyB4Assholes

Wow, he dropped it.

MobeyB4Assholes

Fake it.

TheHB

Goal post is crooked too.

dannarc

Not bad, offense looks like ass and we're up 10

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Christ. The mayo bowl?

Which is dumber, the Mayo Bowl or the Cheez it Bowl?

PostGameOrangeSlices

FireTheJanitor

Is that Sarks wife walking him to the locker room?

EsophagealFeces

If you’d told me we’d be up 10 at halftime, I’d absolutely have taken it. I’m pissed though. We should be up big. Like up 17-20

Geevis_and_Butthead

Best defensive half we've had all year.

Very encouraging so far

Canadawg

Who had UW keeping Texas to 3 on their bingo card

EsophagealFeces

Christ. The mayo bowl?
Which is dumber, the Mayo Bowl or the Cheez it Bowl?

Abundance

RockyBottom

WHY THAT MAN TAKE SO MUCH NIACIN?

DerekJohnson

Culp doing a fucking terrible job using his blockers yet again.
Great athlete and absolutely 0 football IQ. More dumb plays than anyone on the team.

I hate to agree on this but I have to

backthepack

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.

backthepack

The team is playing tight as fuck and like a Petersen team. Not encouraging.

UW is somehow still winning 10. Encouraging.

Texas isnt that good. Discouraging.

The refs fucked us out of at least 3 points. Encouraging.

Fucking worst feeling 10 point lead of all time

Naw if we were playing tight we wouldn't be tackling. Just timing is a tick off offensively. They gotta settle down

MobeyB4Assholes

The team is playing tight as fuck and like a Petersen team. Not encouraging.

UW is somehow still winning 10. Encouraging.

Texas isnt that good. Discouraging.

The refs fucked us out of at least 3 points. Encouraging.

Fucking worst feeling 10 point lead of all time

Jesus.

RUN! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Fuck man, we're up 10 and haven't played well.

Better, the other coach is Sark.

Relax bro.

TheHB

Kwat is doing a good job against the Family-on-Summer-Vacation Murderer.

RoadTrip

FUCK

Okay, so you can just run over a guy after a fair catch now?

This game opened with the announcer calling this game "the next challenge for Texas."

THAT guy just asked why there wasn't a flag.

EsophagealFeces

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.

Fucking this. OL is doing a much better job run blocking than pass blocking so far. Texas seems so focused on shutting down the pass, run it down their fucking throats.

SwisherSweetboy

Looking good. In a good position. Need to run a bit to slow it down in the 2nd half.

Somehow manipulate the game so we don't have to watch so many of these fucking stupid commercials. Jesus.

DerekJohnson

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.

I don't think we've run PA once today

Canadawg

Weird

https://twitter.com/CarlaBarokas/status/1608654748932243456?t=oziiCX92M7S3Wif-X3nYUA&s=19

MobeyB4Assholes

Mike is fine, but run the fucking football we are averaging 10 a pop. Wear their interior down so Mike can step up on the big PA shots.
Fucking this. OL is doing a much better job run blocking than pass blocking so far. Texas seems so focused on shutting down the pass, run it down their fucking throats.

Especially since Sark and company are using gimmicks to stop the pass.

Run and short passes until they quit foreplay then plant the flag.

RoadTrip

We’re playing kinda retarded, and the wefs are fucking us, but we’re still up, and our defense is looking pretty solid so far. And more importantly, 34-17 is still on the table.

yeah my over and 2teamer is dead but I'm getting +10 on my ML and 14 on my +4 bets.

TheHB

Momma Pimp?

MobeyB4Assholes

The Ohio St coach sounds like Russell Fucking Wilson.

EsophagealFeces

Weird
https://twitter.com/CarlaBarokas/status/1608654748932243456?t=oziiCX92M7S3Wif-X3nYUA&s=19

Craves it, yes, craves it.

DerekJohnson

Weird
https://twitter.com/CarlaBarokas/status/1608654748932243456?t=oziiCX92M7S3Wif-X3nYUA&s=19

alumni94

Change in the half…

SkipBoyd

If you can’t see the script has been written for this game, and there is no way UW will be allowed to win, then I feel sorry for you. Bye bye.