@PurpleJ @coronabruin Sell Couch?

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• coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491

  November 2022 edited November 2022

  Green ranger was @ThomasFremont and we already knew he was dead. HTH.

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• coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491

  November 2022

  coronabruin said:

  Green ranger was @ThomasFremont and we already knew he was dead. HTH.

  How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.
  
  Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.
  
  This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.
  
  Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!
  
  Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  November 2022

  I love how Pumpy just dropped "colored stripper" like only a racist with flowing blonde locks could. One of the absolute best of his collected works.

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• Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,553

  November 2022

  I'm going to have to find the one where he makes out with Tony (a girl apparently) in fifth grade

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,290

  November 2022

  Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

  I'm going to have to find the one where he makes out with Tony (a girl apparently) in fifth grade

  I leave because of posts like yours baze. I didnt respond to this shit in 5th grade. I spent my time frenching my hot girlfriend Tony Jones in the back of the library. Then to the playground to dominate everybody in whatever the sport happened to be that day.
  
  I would have been the runaway leading scorer on the Magicians back then if Yobates knew who to recruit. Tucker over Pup? WTF were you thinking Sport?

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,139

  November 2022

  Why did Shane sell the couch?

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• Shane Member Posts: 54

  November 2022

  PostGameOrangeSlices said:

  Why did Shane sell the couch?

  Nothing's changed with me.
  
  

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