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PGOS guarantees of the week - Vol. 2

PostGameOrangeSlices
PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
edited October 2022 in Hardcore Husky Board
Let's start off by pouring one out for @Sources, who unfortunately went all in on my CapriSun Lock of the Week™



The theory behind the legendary CapriSun Lock of the Week™ is that, this game SHOULD be a lock. Quite honestly. These threads do not contain financial advice.

The good news is - we can all root for Sources as he fights his way back up to lower middle class mediocrity. Maybe the guarantees of the week will help.




LAST WEEK'S RESULTS

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/100946/pgos-guarantees-of-the-week/p1

Overall 2-3
CapriSun Lock of the Week™ 0-1

Bert took care of Minnesota rather easily. @DerekJohnson and the Vols won on a last second field goal. The Cuogs suck and DeBoer needs to be fired if the DAWGS lose the Apple Cup. Kansas proceeded to give up 40 points and 5,000 yards in the first half to a team that scored 0 on Sark the week prior. The CapriSun Lock of the Week™ brand has lawyers on the ground in Lawrence. The mariners played two home games and scored zero runs.

However, if someone were to have hedged evenly across all picks, they came out ahead. Remember - the spread is for pussies. Usually.




THIS WEEK'S PICKS


#20 Texas @ #11 Oklahoma State (+6) - Sark is favored on the road at top 15 opponent with a pulse. This is an insane spread. Maybe I missed some news about Gundy retiring and all of the Cowboy's roster having the crud. Always bet against Sark here. Even if Sark wins this game, I'm betting against him from now on in every game like this - so long as he somehow remains a head coach. This is my retirement plan. I took Ok State +200 in a redemption effort for the CapriSun Lock of the Week™

#7 Ole Miss (+2.5) @ LSU - Lane Kiffin is tanned, rested, allegedly slept with Saban's daughter, and is winning this game +110. Brian Kelly & Brian Kelly aren't that good.

#14 Syracuse (+13.5) @ #5 Clemson - To Win is (+360)

#24 Mississippi State (+21) @ #6 Bama - One of either Syracuse or Miss State is going to win this weekend. Probably Syracuse. I really don't think Clemson is that great, they're going to drop a game somewhere. Might as well be to undefeated Cuse (who actually has a really good running back). Miss State +800 was too hard to resist. I give the Bulldogs a 5% chance of winning - but what the hell.

non football pick of the week

Seattle Seahawks (+5.5) @ Anaheim Chargers - The Hooks defense is improving and the offense is good. I don't know how you could've watched Denver vs an injured Herbert on MNF and not walked away thinking both those teams suck. Hawks win, got in at +230 and it's down to +190.




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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237 Founders Club
    edited October 2022
    #MyBolts gonna win by 7- 10. Cook it.

    Also the kids don't do CapriSun anymore. It's all about the Honest Juice pouches.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,829 Founders Club
    *Inglewood Chargers
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237 Founders Club
    edited October 2022
    RaceBannon said:

    *Inglewood Chargers

    FML

    I picked the worst teams as a yoot.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    Broke. Still trying to recover from the dogshit Stonk sure thing. PGOS is the Wade Cook of the boreds. Cook was the guru of covered calls then real estate. Seminars. Fortunes and grubstakes went poof.

    Caveat Emptor fellas...
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    Baseman said:

    Broke. Still trying to recover from the dogshit Stonk sure thing. PGOS is the Wade Cook of the boreds. Cook was the guru of covered calls then real estate. Seminars. Fortunes and grubstakes went poof.

    Caveat Emptor fellas...

    Thanks for reading
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,284
    I was surpised to see Okst has beaten Texas only 10 times ever....8 of those times were since 2010. Go pokes
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,706 Founders Club
    UW beats Cal.

    Oregon wins close against UCLA.

    Oregon State destroys Colorado.

    Stanford ASU is a pickem
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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,269 Standard Supporter
    Chargers fucking suck.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,353 Founders Club
    I can't fathom how Texas is a favorite on the road against Okie St
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    DerekJohnson said:

    I can't fathom how Texas is a favorite on the road against Okie St

    Sanders still likely has lingering injury issues … he started fast last week and then came crashing down to earth. Also likely some residual to a 2 OT game on the heels of defending over 100 snaps the week prior.

    I’m not saying that the logic is right but those are the likely drivers
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,353 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    I can't fathom how Texas is a favorite on the road against Okie St

    Sanders still likely has lingering injury issues … he started fast last week and then came crashing down to earth. Also likely some residual to a 2 OT game on the heels of defending over 100 snaps the week prior.

    I’m not saying that the logic is right but those are the likely drivers
    Okay I hear that
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    You’re smoking some serious shit if you think Mississippi St is beating Alabama this week

    This will be an Alabama blowout

    Syracuse you’re likely going to wear some egg on as well
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,261 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    I can't fathom how Texas is a favorite on the road against Okie St

    Sanders still likely has lingering injury issues … he started fast last week and then came crashing down to earth. Also likely some residual to a 2 OT game on the heels of defending over 100 snaps the week prior.

    I’m not saying that the logic is right but those are the likely drivers
    OK ST defense is terrible this year as well. Sark’s offense has some weapons but Sark is still the coach.

    I’d put money against Sark until he proves he knows how to coach. Anyone doing so would’ve made lots of money since 2009.
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  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    Yeah, I'm with Tequilla on Alabama. If Leach is within three TDs, Saban will spontaneously combust.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    edited October 2022
    Tequilla said:

    You’re smoking some serious shit if you think Mississippi St is beating Alabama this week

    This will be an Alabama blowout

    Syracuse you’re likely going to wear some egg on as well


    For a connoisseur of the 100 paragraph post, I figured you could at least read the line items on those games
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    YellowSnow said:

    #MyBolts gonna win by 7- 10. Cook it.


    Disagree. Your Boltz suck
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Tequilla said:

    You’re smoking some serious shit if you think Mississippi St is beating Alabama this week

    This will be an Alabama blowout

    Syracuse you’re likely going to wear some egg on as well


    For a connoisseur of the 100 paragraph post, I figured you could at least read the line items on those games
    Yes you said 5% chance at +800

    You’re lighting money on fire similar to giving any money to Jen Cohen

    You also said one of Miss St or Syracuse is going to win … probably Syracuse

    Perhaps you should go re-read what you said
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    Tequilla said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Tequilla said:

    You’re smoking some serious shit if you think Mississippi St is beating Alabama this week

    This will be an Alabama blowout

    Syracuse you’re likely going to wear some egg on as well


    For a connoisseur of the 100 paragraph post, I figured you could at least read the line items on those games
    Yes you said 5% chance at +800

    You’re lighting money on fire similar to giving any money to Jen Cohen

    You also said one of Miss St or Syracuse is going to win … probably Syracuse

    Perhaps you should go re-read what you said
    "You’re smoking some serious shit if you think Mississippi St is beating Alabama this week"


    I dont think it's going to happen. I just like +800 if it somehow does
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  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,269 Standard Supporter
    Tequilla said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Tequilla said:

    You’re smoking some serious shit if you think Mississippi St is beating Alabama this week

    This will be an Alabama blowout

    Syracuse you’re likely going to wear some egg on as well


    For a connoisseur of the 100 paragraph post, I figured you could at least read the line items on those games
    Yes you said 5% chance at +800

    You’re lighting money on fire similar to giving any money to Jen Cohen

    You also said one of Miss St or Syracuse is going to win … probably Syracuse

    Perhaps you should go re-read what you said
    Just fucking stop.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    Great start for my oranges
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    edited October 2022
    Sark on pace to drop 62 on my Cowboys in Stillwater. Fuck's sake Gundy.

    the arch nemesis second half looms, however.
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