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Sark vs Shaw uglier than Harbaugh vs Carroll

puppylove_sugarsteel
puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
edited September 2014 in Hardcore Husky Board
Sark: "I think their defensive line coach (Randy Hart) was telling his players to sit down "(fake injuries)...so if that's how they play football at Stanford then I guess we'lljust have to get ready for that next year" (which is this year but with a different team, USC).

Shaw's response?: "I dont care what Sarkisian thought he saw...we didnt do that at Oregon, why in the world we do it against Washington..." Fucking ouch!!! Great comeback by Shaw. Oh, forgot the quote just after that: "how we play at Stanford is 3 bcs bowls, a pac12, Rose bowl and orange bowl championships, oh and 100% graduation rate". Take that Sark Ouch! (Not to get ticky-tacky but didnt they lose the orange bowl to OkSU though?

This game is going to be the best of the weekend. Oregon will THROTTLE Sparty so put your eggs in the sc-stanford basket. Cant wait. On paper USC should murder Stanford. Sark knows how to beat Stanford and has much better athletes at USC t o do it. But Shaw wants so badly to shove it down Sarks mouth and throat. Hate to say it but I think Sark beats the piss out of Furd Saturday. Stanford has troubles with Sarks teams, why should Saturday be any different? Ill make my prediction later though.

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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Sark: "I think their defensive line coach (Randy Hart) was telling his players to sit down "(fake injuries)...so if that's how they play football at Stanford then I guess we'lljust have to get ready for that next year" (which is this year but with a different team, USC).

    Shaw's response?: "I dont care what Sarkisian thought he saw...we didnt do that at Oregon, why in the world we do it against Washington..." Fucking ouch!!! Great comeback by Shaw.

    This game is going to be the best of the weekend. Oregon will THROTTLE Sparty so put your eggs in the sc-stanford basket. Cant wait. On paper USC should murder Stanford. Sark knows how to beat Stanford and has much better athletes at USC t o do it. But Shaw wants so badly to shove it down Sarks discipline hole. Hate to say it but I think Sark beats the piss out of Furd Saturday. Stanford has troubles with Sarks teams, why should Saturday be any different? Ill make my prediction later though.

  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Sarkisian has reached Kirk Ferentz level Doog legend status for the doogman trio.

    Should be interesting to watch Coach Pete measure up to these thinly veiled ankle biting attacks.

    Long Live BiggusDuckus.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
    Shaw became one of my favorite coaches in college football after that
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Well Race one could Say Washington thoroughly outplayed Stanford in every category, and with a backup QB. If not for SARKS MASSIVE special teams blunders involving Ty Montgomerey then the ensuing TD bomb to said Montgomery right before halftime, Washington walks away with a 'W'.

    Race, Shaw had no answer for Sarks 'new' uptempo offense. Strange that he has no problem with Oregon"s, but clearly Washington was the better team, which is what brought this thread up to begin with. Stanford WAS faking injuries...everybody knew it. Hence the quotes RACE, and the intrigue to this Saturdays game. :)))))))), xoxoxo, bff buddy;)
  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Stanford beat Va Tech in the Orange Bowl. I think it was a Fiesta bowl they lost to OkSt.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,138 Founders Club

    Well Race one could Say Washington thoroughly outplayed Stanford in every category, and with a backup QB. If not for SARKS MASSIVE special teams blunders involving Ty Montgomerey then the ensuing TD bomb to said Montgomery right before halftime, Washington walks away with a 'W'.

    Race, Shaw had no answer for Sarks 'new' uptempo offense. Strange that he has no problem with Oregon"s, but clearly Washington was the better team, which is what brought this thread up to begin with. Stanford WAS faking injuries...everybody knew it. Hence the quotes RACE, and the intrigue to this Saturdays game. :)))))))), xoxoxo, bff buddy;)

    First of all, thanks for reading ;)

    Stanford took Oregon seriously. They didn't take Washington seriously. Special teams count and UW getting curb stomped on special teams is one of the reasons Sark is a shitty coach and Shaw is 3-1 against him.

    And I linked that article from the LA Times earlier this morning.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    Sark is 1-3 against Shaw

    But still

    If it wasn't for a blown call and another excuse I forget about then Sark would be 3-1 against Shaw. At least that is what doogman told me.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    I'm out on PLSS.

    It use to be funny. But his retarded Sark is great/Sark is terrible double talk is annoying as fuck.

    He's jumped the shark.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Should I trust PL_SS on predictions after Lindy?
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,871

    Sark is 1-3 against Shaw

    But still

    Shaw has only be the head coach at Stanford for 3 years…so 2-1 versus Sark…but who's counting.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,138 Founders Club
    alumni94 said:

    Sark is 1-3 against Shaw

    But still

    Shaw has only be the head coach at Stanford for 3 years…so 2-1 versus Sark…but who's counting.
    Obviously, not me
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,871
    I think Shaw is the one coach that Sark out-coached. The win in Seattle and close game in Stanford could have been big wins for Stanford if Shaw would pull is head out and make adjustments.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    I'm out on PLSS.

    It use to be funny. But his retarded Sark is great/Sark is terrible double talk is annoying as fuck.

    He's jumped the shark.

    Come now, plss is a treasure. And he has not jumped the shark.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    I'm out on PLSS.

    It use to be funny. But his retarded Sark is great/Sark is terrible double talk is annoying as fuck.

    He's jumped the shark.

    Come now, plss is a treasure. And he has not jumped the shark.
    Over the line.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,543 Founders Club
    Shaw is overrated. That will begin to really show itself this year.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Again, please explain how he is overrated.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Gladstone said:

    Again, please explain how he is overrated.

    He's Larry Coker.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,138 Founders Club
    But how was Larry Coker a bad coach?
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    Gladstone said:

    Again, please explain how he is overrated.

    Awful play caller in big games. Basically blew the Orange Bowl and last year's Rose Bowl with shitty calls when the heat was on. Aside from that though I think he's a good coach and quality guy.
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,991

    But how was Larry Coker a bad coach?

    UTSA will smoke Arizona tomorrow.

    Book it
  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    edited September 2014
    I'm no Sark defender but I seem to recall we would have won that Furd game last year if a certain fat and drunk tight end had caught one of two balls he dropped in the 4th qtr. Sark and staff should have had his fat drunk ass better prepared.
  • LaZoris
    LaZoris Member Posts: 1,734 Standard Supporter
    Can someone please tell me Sark's road record again?

    Did he bring a Tree to practice this week?
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,147
    edited September 2014
    Baphomet said:

    I'm no Sark defender but I seem to recall we would have won that Furd game last year if a certain fat and drunk tight end had caught one of two balls he dropped in the 4th qtr.

    Maybe. The drop was huge and essentially ended the game, but no guarantee we would have won the game if he caught it. We still had a little distance to get into field goal range to tie. If you don't score a TD, have to make the FG, then win in overtime. We were coached by Sark so that might have been asking for a lot. The special teams blunders (Sark's fault) were more crucial than ASJ's drop.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    edited September 2014
    LaZoris said:

    Can someone please tell me Sark's road record again?

    Did he bring a Tree to practice this week?

    No. Because he's a fucking idiot, he brought a live cardinal to practice.

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  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098



    He's jumped the Sark.

    Trademarked
  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511

    Baphomet said:

    I'm no Sark defender but I seem to recall we would have won that Furd game last year if a certain fat and drunk tight end had caught one of two balls he dropped in the 4th qtr.

    Maybe. The drop was huge and essentially ended the game, but no guarantee we would have won the game if he caught it. We still had a little distance to get into field goal range to tie. If you don't score a TD, have to make the FG, then win in overtime. We were coached by Sark so that might have been asking for a lot. The special teams blunders (Sark's fault) were more crucial than ASJ's drop.
    I'm saying ASJs drops were also Sark's fault, for not having the fat drunk kid better prepared.