AoG Calls An Escort Service

That reminds me, I was coming out of the Burger King on Aurora one particular day, and some guy in a pickup was leaving with a prostitute. On the back of his rear windows, the unmistakable decal of a huge purple:

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True story. I've got nothing against prostitution, I just don't want to put on 10 rubbers at once to avoid getting herpes, aids, a yeast infection, syphilis gonorreah, warts, chlamydia, non-gonnnocacal urethritis, hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, and such.

I am all for bashing aids, but if we are going to bash chlamydia then I am out.

I'm with AoG (for once). It's risky enough to bang sluts who fuck 3-12 other guys a yr. I'll pass on some whore who fucks hundreds.

I think his name was Rip--- something. He's post these wild accounts of meeting slutty women, say at the Puyallup Fair, and then provide these condom reviews along with the story. Usually his stories, accounted in detail, would have the rubber breaking and then he kicks the slut out the door. Yooralooser.com was better than this, since there was hardly any serious football talk.