Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?). Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave. Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue. Or pea patch. I'm fine either way.
Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?). Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave. Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue. Or pea patch. I'm fine either way. Streaming on Amazon? Think of the thousands they could make. Literally thousands!!!
Wish bozos was our Phil knight
I FINALLY MADE IT!I want to thank my mom, my manager, all you awesome fans out there cheering me on. Most of all, though, I have to thank the Lord Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would have been possible.I'm going to Disneyland!
Which religion are we going to attach ourselves to though?
That would mean the UW AD department that is littered with Oregon Ducks grads would actually have to do some actual work
That would mean the UW AD department that is littered with Oregon Ducks grads would actually have to do some actual work https://twitter.com/JRem_UW/status/1545204158042701826?s=20&t=uHwjxrS-JnVFnCHfiRQGSQ
I FINALLY MADE IT!I want to thank my mom, my manager, all you awesome fans out there cheering me on. Most of all, though, I have to thank the Lord Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would have been possible.I'm going to Disneyland!Please respect my decision
https://twitter.com/JRem_UW/status/1545204158042701826?s=20&t=uHwjxrS-JnVFnCHfiRQGSQ
Holy shit. Reading the comments on both the Vorel and MBG twats from people who actually took this seriously has caused my Grinch heart to grow three sizes this day.
http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1545225499072286720?s=21&t=8rD1MTy-zYrWIUk0M08hQQ@mikevorreldawg
http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1545225499072286720?s=21&t=8rD1MTy-zYrWIUk0M08hQQ@mikevorreldawg Somewhere @Doog_de_Jour is smiling.
http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1545225499072286720?s=21&t=8rD1MTy-zYrWIUk0M08hQQ@mikevorreldawg Somewhere @Doog_de_Jour is smiling. Stop lying. You killed her and left her body in some ditch
http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1545225499072286720?s=21&t=8rD1MTy-zYrWIUk0M08hQQ@mikevorreldawg Somewhere @Doog_de_Jour is smiling. God I miss you.
The amount of time I've spent over the last two days watching this gif over and over again is embarrassing. I still laugh every time I see the out-cold-stiff dude use his head as a fulcrum. I keep thinking that if I just watch it one more time, I'll see a missed detail that explains how the hell it was possible.
