Obvious solution is obvious
Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?).
Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave.
Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue.
Or pea patch. I'm fine either way.
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Streaming on Amazon? Think of the thousands they could make. Literally thousands!!!1to392831weretaken said:Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.
Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?).
Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave.
Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue.
Or pea patch. I'm fine either way. -
You gotta spend money to make money, ammiright?AtomicDawg said:
Streaming on Amazon? Think of the thousands they could make. Literally thousands!!!1to392831weretaken said:Go independent. Back to crisp Saturday afternoons on Montlake and Husky Stadium shaking. Call every SEC or Big-22 team that won't come to play a bitch.
Fuck the networks, work out a streaming deal with Amazon Prime (who doesn't have Amazon Prime?).
Announce that 25% of the streaming money will be distributed between all players on the roster for use of their name, image, and likeness, with another 10% paid out for performance bonuses. Sell Amazon on an additional Hard Knocks style reality show, with all streaming proceeds paid to players. Talented players, come get your money and 15 minutes of fame that you all seem to crave.
Schedule only legit opponents. No cupcakes. All game times set well in advance and at a time that makes the fans happy. More fans in the stands to make up for lost TV revenue.
Or pea patch. I'm fine either way. -
Wish bozos was our Phil knight
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Anyone would be good. There just isn’t a big money booster who gives enough shits to tell the ladies what to do.4thDownsJimmy said:Wish bozos was our Phil knight
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That would mean the UW AD department that is littered with Oregon Ducks grads would actually have to do some actual work
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I FINALLY MADE IT!
I want to thank my mom, my manager, all you awesome fans out there cheering me on. Most of all, though, I have to thank the Lord Jesus Christ, without whom none of this would have been possible.
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Holy shit. Reading the comments on both the Vorel and MBG twats from people who actually took this seriously has caused my Grinch heart to grow three sizes this day.







