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TopicalChica
TopicalChica Member Posts: 49
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What’s the shittiest Christmas present you ever got?

Go!!
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  • TrumpsWall
    TrumpsWall Member Posts: 478
    A back shaver
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  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    GI Joe without the Kung Fu grip
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  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,849
    DerekJohnson said:

    TheHB said:

    GI Joe without the Kung Fu grip


    Turn those machines back on.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    TopicalChica said:

    What’s the shittiest Christmas present you ever got?

    Go!!

    2019 Rose Bowl ticket
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    STD. Thank god for penicillin
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    STD. Thank god for penicillin

    What was his name ?
    Psalm
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,301 Founders Club
    FireCohen said:

    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    STD. Thank god for penicillin

    What was his name ?
    Psalm
    Rugby scrum style eh? Nice.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,739 Founders Club
    A gift card for the WigWam
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  • Maceothecat
    Maceothecat Member Posts: 87
    holsters for the cap guns my brother got.
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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    Swaye said:

    Husky tickets

    Winner!
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    STD. Thank god for penicillin

    What was his name ?
    Psalm
    Rugby scrum style eh? Nice.
    Naw, Polynesian fire dancing
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,942 Swaye's Wigwam
    FireCohen said:

    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    STD. Thank god for penicillin

    What was his name ?
    Psalm
    Rugby scrum style eh? Nice.
    Naw, Polynesian fire dancing
    Which is why it burns when you pee.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    FireCohen said:

    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    YellowSnow said:

    FireCohen said:

    STD. Thank god for penicillin

    What was his name ?
    Psalm
    Rugby scrum style eh? Nice.
    Naw, Polynesian fire dancing
    Which is why it burns when you pee.
    And shit*
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited May 2022
    Xmas presents suck. It's always like a slightly shittier version of something I'd be down with. So I use it for a bit then have to buy the better one.

    Just write something down then I'll buy the good one and you give me the difference

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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    StLouisDawg said:

    Christmas when I was 16.

    Oldest sister (21) was pregnant by some dipshit airman out of McChord AFB, dropped out of college and moving to Japan as a kind of reverse war bride. He had panicked and thought he could transfer away from a pregnancy.

    Middle sister (18) hated small town life and ran away for the second time, ending up in Fremont, living with a drug dealer whom she fondly recalled later had a cock that ended around his belly button.

    So I was an after thought. Parents got me an off brand car stereo pulled from a jacked up ‘78 Datsun 200 SX for my newly acquired used car. When the salvage yard simpleton pulled it he cut all the wires incredibly close to the housing and apparently did it with the car running and blew all the circuits. Never actually got it to work and spent 20 plus hours trying.

    Ended up buying a $12.00 Motorola. Sounded like complete shit. Since then every car I have bought has included upgraded sound. And the pontoon can blow any other boat but one off the lake in a karaoke contest.

    Sounds like a lovely family
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    StLouisDawg said:

    Christmas when I was 16.

    Oldest sister (21) was pregnant by some dipshit airman out of McChord AFB, dropped out of college and moving to Japan as a kind of reverse war bride. He had panicked and thought he could transfer away from a pregnancy.

    Middle sister (18) hated small town life and ran away for the second time, ending up in Fremont, living with a drug dealer whom she fondly recalled later had a cock that ended around his belly button.

    So I was an after thought. Parents got me an off brand car stereo pulled from a jacked up ‘78 Datsun 200 SX for my newly acquired used car. When the salvage yard simpleton pulled it he cut all the wires incredibly close to the housing and apparently did it with the car running and blew all the circuits. Never actually got it to work and spent 20 plus hours trying.

    Ended up buying a $12.00 Motorola. Sounded like complete shit. Since then every car I have bought has included upgraded sound. And the pontoon can blow any other boat but one off the lake in a karaoke contest.

    So who sexually abused your sisters at a young age?
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  • StLouisDawg
    StLouisDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 551 Founders Club
    For the record I don’t think it was an abuse case for either one. Much more linked to a repressive small town society where girls buying condoms was a scandalous thing.

    My people like to fuck. Why you gotta be all negative?

    And BTW, Race’s draft notice is the clear winner.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    An Erector set.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    MikeDamone said:

    StLouisDawg said:

    Christmas when I was 16.

    Oldest sister (21) was pregnant by some dipshit airman out of McChord AFB, dropped out of college and moving to Japan as a kind of reverse war bride. He had panicked and thought he could transfer away from a pregnancy.

    Middle sister (18) hated small town life and ran away for the second time, ending up in Fremont, living with a drug dealer whom she fondly recalled later had a cock that ended around his belly button.

    So I was an after thought. Parents got me an off brand car stereo pulled from a jacked up ‘78 Datsun 200 SX for my newly acquired used car. When the salvage yard simpleton pulled it he cut all the wires incredibly close to the housing and apparently did it with the car running and blew all the circuits. Never actually got it to work and spent 20 plus hours trying.

    Ended up buying a $12.00 Motorola. Sounded like complete shit. Since then every car I have bought has included upgraded sound. And the pontoon can blow any other boat but one off the lake in a karaoke contest.

    So who sexually abused your sisters at a young age?
    Read it again. It’s not a mystery.

    Clearly it was @FremontTroll
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  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,096
    the book The Ethical Slut
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Topical chica is the dumbest meme on here lol. Where's @TheRealUODuckGirl when you need her
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Topical chica is the dumbest meme on here lol. Where's @TheRealUODuckGirl when you need her

    Disagree. This is a decent thread.

    Awkward AF for sure.
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