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Greatest Teen Movie of the 1980's?

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,305 Founders Club
Dedicated to @huskyhooligan

Greatest Teen Movie of the 1980's? 29 votes

The Breakfast Club
10%
biak1Cougzzhuskyhooligan 3 votes
Pork's
3%
UWerentThereMan 1 vote
Risky Bidness
6%
SwayeAtomicDawg 2 votes
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
37%
Fire_Marshall_BillRoadDawg55chuckBad_MotherDuckerWilliams3El_KRDRJoeyStLouisDawgbooker14Fishpo31 11 votes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
17%
greenbloodYouKnowItdncTequillaYellowSnow 5 votes
The Outsiders
0%
Footloose
0%
Weird Science
3%
LoneStarDawg 1 vote
Teen Wolf
3%
BleachedAnusDawg 1 vote
F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...
17%
DerekJohnsonCFetters_Nacho_LoverPurpleThrobberTurdBomberLaocoön 5 votes
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,941 Founders Club
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,443 Founders Club
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,305 Founders Club
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    * Porky's

    @RaceBannon is right that it's a clear case of abundance.

    I know that other flicks like Porky's and Fast Times have more raunch, but I think Ferris just can't be topped.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,443 Founders Club
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...
    i wasn't a huge fan of 16 Candles but it was mega popular
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,088
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...


    Where my 509s at?

  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,637
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    I concur with Race…my selection was based on my wife’s reaction to me watching Fast Tims many years ago. She walked into the room as it was starting, dropped an “Ugh”, and turned around. Me: “You don’t like this movie?”…Her: “I lived it”…
  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,271 Founders Club
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High



    Where my 509s at?

    Beats Schute and bangs an adult woman. Pretty fucking badass
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,088
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...



    Where my 509s at?

    Beats Schute and bangs an adult woman. Pretty fucking badass
    Arguably, the best soundtrack of all tim, too.

  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,141
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Fast Times followed by Ferris. The rest are meh. Outsiders is good, but the book is better.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,759 Founders Club
  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,490 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Screwballs
    Spring Break
    Hot Dog The Movie
  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,371 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Footloose and Teen Wolf? JFC Yella







  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,305 Founders Club
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Footloose and Teen Wolf? JFC Yella







    Red Dawn is a war movie, not a “teen” movie. Karate kid is a martial arts flick.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,088
    edited April 2022
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...


    This was a legit teen movie too -the soundtrack was top shelf.

  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,942 Swaye's Wigwam
    The Breakfast Club


    Do you know the street value of this mountain?

    I can't swim.

    $2


  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,942 Swaye's Wigwam
    The Breakfast Club
    Soooooooo many to choose from.

    16 Candles should be top ten.

    Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face.

    Jake: You grabbed my nuts.

    Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] That you?

    Jake: Yeah, that me.

    Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, so sorry! I thought you my new--new-style American girlfriend.



    Pretty in Pink is a bit more moody but fuck the soundtrack is A+.

    BTW Valley Girls soundtrack is solid as well.

    Re-watched Say Anything the other day. For Seattle shots it was decent. In your eyes @RaceBannon in your eyes.

    As others have eluded to:

    Red Fucking Dawn

    @YellowSnow Ferris Bueller was a close second for me.

    On the tits scale Porky's is tops. Nice set of cans in 16 candles too.

    3 O'Clock High is a solid option. I think that was filmed at the home of @89ute

    Can't Buy Me Love also solid.
  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,490 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    I will die on this hill, but I believe John Hughes movies killed the true teen sex comedy
    Did anyone ever get laid in a John Hughes movie? Probably it. But guys were gettin’ laid in Last American Virgin and Hot Dog!!
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,941 Founders Club
    El_K said:

    I will die on this hill, but I believe John Hughes movies killed the true teen sex comedy
    Did anyone ever get laid in a John Hughes movie? Probably it. But guys were gettin’ laid in Last American Virgin and Hot Dog!!

    The culture changed in the 80s as well

    Molly Ringwald says today that filming Breakfast Club made her very uncomfortable and she felt harassed

    But the 80s also gave us Cinemax so its cool
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,377




    Molly Ringwald says today that filming Breakfast Club made her very uncomfortable and she felt harassed

    im shocked to hear a movie set with judd nelson and charlie sheen's brother involved harassment.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,443 Founders Club
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...




    Molly Ringwald says today that filming Breakfast Club made her very uncomfortable and she felt harassed

    im shocked to hear a movie set with judd nelson and charlie sheen's brother involved harassment.
    Don Knotts also has stated that he felt uncomfortable on the set of Gus
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,305 Founders Club
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    Swaye said:

    I'll be the one guy who votes for Risky Business. Gave me my lifelong loves of both whores and Porsches, and introduced me to Rebecca De Mornays tits, which were my first true infatuation.


    I don’t really think of her as a whore. I know money exchanged hands and all, but those are some top shelf tittays and blonde hair.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,941 Founders Club
    Who you calling a whore?


  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,305 Founders Club
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Who you calling a whore?


    Back when tranny stuff was no big deal
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...
    Fuck Off for excluding Caddyshack. Danny Noonan was a teen.

    And Lacy Underall's tits were way nicer than Rebecca DeBonerey's.

    And she had normal teeth. (Sorry Chief).
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2022
    F.O. Row Peter Puffer Cake Eater, you left off...

    Fuck Off for excluding Caddyshack. Danny Noonan was a teen.

    And Lacy Underall's tits were way nicer than Rebecca DeBonerey's.

    And she had normal teeth. (Sorry Chief).

    Horrible take. Just horrible. Caddy shack is not a “teen” movie. 4 of the 5 main characters are not teens.

    If you're impressed by anything "The Brat Pack" did, I can't help you.

    I suppose you think CaddyShack is a Golf movie vs. a poor teenage kid's coming of age flick.

    Talk about horrible takes.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,305 Founders Club
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Fuck Off for excluding Caddyshack. Danny Noonan was a teen.

    And Lacy Underall's tits were way nicer than Rebecca DeBonerey's.

    And she had normal teeth. (Sorry Chief).

    Horrible take. Just horrible. Caddy shack is not a “teen” movie. 4 of the 5 main characters are not teens.

    If you're impressed by anything "The Brat Pack" did, I can't help you.

    I suppose you think CaddyShack is a Golf movie vs. a poor teenage kid's coming of age flick.

    Talk about horrible takes.
    I voted for Ferris. Which was not a Brat Pack film.

    I can do Caddy Shack impersonations by heart better than anyone here.

    Rodney, Chevy, Bill Murray, and Ted Knigh are not teen movies actors. They just aren’t.