Which of Deez Nuts is your favorite?
Which of Deez Nuts is your favorite? 35 votes
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WalnutsLove a good walnut going back to my youth but to be honest I drinking almond milk now
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PeanutsI like my nuts to be willing and capable of killing children.
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PistachiosPistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.
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WalnutsWalnuts probably until I can crack one and get the entire nut out without breaking. Then I will move on.
I am kind of a chest nut also
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Pistachios
I send my kids to school everyday with peanut butter sandwiches. Fuck them kids with their peanut allergies.1to392831weretaken said:I like my nuts to be willing and capable of killing children.
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PistachiosAnyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.
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Pistachios
Well yeah. They did not make the cut.BleachedAnusDawg said:Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.
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CashewsEvery time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.BleachedAnusDawg said:Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.
Brazil nuts are fucking awesome. -
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Meet the Lamborghini of nutsYellowSnow said:Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.
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Pistachios
Yeah, I’ve had those nuts. Fucking like crack.Bad_MotherDucker said:
Meet the Lamborghini of nutsYellowSnow said:Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.
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Pistachios
I’m not much of one of those preper fags in real life except when in the Costco nut aisle. I’ve squirreled away like a months worth of nut rashions.JoeEDangerously said:Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day
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MacadamiaPeanuts and cashews are to be tolerated in your mix, but aren't nuts and don't measure up to the rest.
It just depends what they came with. It's really hard to beat walnuts in some of my favorite deserts...oatmeal cookies, maple ice cream, and carrot cake in particular. Macadamia are amazing by themselves or with white chocolate chips. Almonds and pecans are good in everything. I don't know. I really don't have a favorite as far as real nuts go. -
Walnutslet's just face the reality of nuts - they all get rated 8 to 10 on the 1-10 scale, maybe some an 11
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WalnutsEver since my girlfriend back in 2015 ate a bunch of cashews and told me about being on the toilet with her ass leaking ive never been into it lol
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PistachiosResults from our first semi-annual nut poll
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Walnuts
Thread over man.LebamDawg said:Walnuts probably until I can crack one and get the entire nut out without breaking. Then I will move on.
I am kind of a chest nut also -
Walnuts
I’m changing my vote. I didn’t see this option and yeah, it’s the winner of the non big-boobs category. @LebamDawg won the big boobs category, non Wigwam edition.Bad_MotherDucker said:
Meet the Lamborghini of nutsYellowSnow said:Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.
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Fine…I get it. Delete my thread. You don’t have to be a jerk about it.
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CashewsYou can’t put a tub of Costco cashews in front of me and expect it to still be there a couple hours later… you just can’t
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AlmondsI read recently that almonds literally contain cyanide as part of the almond's defense mechanism from being consumed. Just a side note.
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Cashews
almondhitman.com is your source????DerekJohnson said:I read recently that almonds literally contain cyanide as part of the almond's defense mechanism from being consumed. Just a side note.
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PistachiosGoing through my drafts that never posted and am bumping old threads with my shitty content.
They are so bad that the birds looking for handouts at our birdfeeder won't even touch them.dflea said:
I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.BleachedAnusDawg said:Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.
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I know this is a nut thread, but stay away from the Carmel Corn at any Bi-Mart, such as EBurg or Aberdeen.JoeEDangerously said:Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day
You'll eat the whole huge bag in 1 hour and be in a hyperglycemic coma within hours.
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And here I am, eating almonds by the handful and thinking I had a drinking problem.DerekJohnson said:I read recently that almonds literally contain cyanide as part of the almond's defense mechanism from being consumed. Just a side note.
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
They won't eat a steak either.BleachedAnusDawg said:Going through my drafts that never posted and am bumping old threads with my shitty content.
They are so bad that the birds looking for handouts at our birdfeeder won't even touch them.dflea said:
I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.BleachedAnusDawg said:Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.
Brazil nuts are fucking awesome.
You tried feeding birds Brazil nuts?
