Which of Deez Nuts is your favorite?

YellowSnow

RaceBannon

Walnuts

Love a good walnut going back to my youth but to be honest I drinking almond milk now

1to392831weretaken

Peanuts

I like my nuts to be willing and capable of killing children.

YellowSnow

Pistachios

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

LebamDawg

Walnuts

Walnuts probably until I can crack one and get the entire nut out without breaking. Then I will move on.

I am kind of a chest nut also

YellowSnow

Pistachios

1to392831weretaken said:

I like my nuts to be willing and capable of killing children.

I send my kids to school everyday with peanut butter sandwiches. Fuck them kids with their peanut allergies.

BleachedAnusDawg

Pistachios

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

YellowSnow

Pistachios

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

Well yeah. They did not make the cut.

JoeEDangerously

Cashews

Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day

dflea

F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Anyone who votes for Brazil nuts or philberts should face the gulag immediately.

I'll meet you at the gulag 7-11.

Brazil nuts are fucking awesome.

Bad_MotherDucker

Cashews

YellowSnow said:

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

Meet the Lamborghini of nuts

YellowSnow

Pistachios

Bad_MotherDucker said:

YellowSnow said:

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

Meet the Lamborghini of nuts

Yeah, I’ve had those nuts. Fucking like crack.

YellowSnow

Pistachios

JoeEDangerously said:

Every time I’m at Costco I’m so tempted to buy that big jar of Cashews but I know I’ll eat every one of them in one sitting and be bloated by ten pounds the next day

I’m not much of one of those preper fags in real life except when in the Costco nut aisle. I’ve squirreled away like a months worth of nut rashions.

chuck

Macadamia

Peanuts and cashews are to be tolerated in your mix, but aren't nuts and don't measure up to the rest.

It just depends what they came with. It's really hard to beat walnuts in some of my favorite deserts...oatmeal cookies, maple ice cream, and carrot cake in particular. Macadamia are amazing by themselves or with white chocolate chips. Almonds and pecans are good in everything. I don't know. I really don't have a favorite as far as real nuts go.

LebamDawg

Walnuts

let's just face the reality of nuts - they all get rated 8 to 10 on the 1-10 scale, maybe some an 11

Pitchfork51

Walnuts

Ever since my girlfriend back in 2015 ate a bunch of cashews and told me about being on the toilet with her ass leaking ive never been into it lol

Mad_Son

Pistachios

Results from our first semi-annual nut poll

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Walnuts

LebamDawg said:

Walnuts probably until I can crack one and get the entire nut out without breaking. Then I will move on.

I am kind of a chest nut also

Thread over man.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Walnuts

Bad_MotherDucker said:

YellowSnow said:

Pistachios are the Cadillac of nuts and everything else is a distance second.

Meet the Lamborghini of nuts

I’m changing my vote. I didn’t see this option and yeah, it’s the winner of the non big-boobs category. @LebamDawg won the big boobs category, non Wigwam edition.

MikeDamone

Fine…I get it. Delete my thread. You don’t have to be a jerk about it.

JoeEDangerously

Cashews

You can’t put a tub of Costco cashews in front of me and expect it to still be there a couple hours later… you just can’t