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Miami lands former Oregon OL Logan Sagapolu

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  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    I would like to introduce y’all to a new theory on Polynesians. It can supplement the Ballz theory of hereditary and imminent increase in mass due to fully expressive genetic phenotypes carried by the Polynesian community, better known as Too Fat Theory.

    I present to you the Polynesian herd hypothesis of noted Miami anthropoologist Poonose:
    Ballz said:

    DJDuck said:







    Noah Sewell, nation’s No. 2 inside linebacker, says Oregon Ducks coach Mario Cristobal ‘like a second father to me’

    https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2019/04/noah-sewell-nations-no-2-inside-linebacker-says-oregon-ducks-coach-mario-cristobal-like-a-second-father-to-me.html

    You have to be the biggest quook of all time. Asbergers level quook. Do you have any idea how many recruits are listed at positions by recruiting sites like 247 that they don't actually end up playing in college? You're a fucking idiot. There are zero 270 pound inside linebackers in college. Zero. And he's not done growing yet. You can't stop genetics you idiot. As long as he trains and lifts weights he's gonna easily outgrow ILB retard. He's fucking Poly. It's on his genetics. It's fucking obvious. He's a short, DT with short arms who will have to win with leverage and quickness. Elijah Qualls.
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 8,129 Standard Supporter
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Meat "stealing" Lanning rejects. Sweet!
  • trublue
    trublue Member Posts: 3,042
    Does Meat have an OC or DC yet?
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Apparently Meat is going after the OC/QB coach at Kentucky. Meat doesn’t understand that the move would be a step down. No call to Moorhead necessary.

  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    46XiJCAB said:

    Meat "stealing" Lanning rejects. Sweet!

    The delusions of Miami fans are pretty entertaining. Some are growing concerned with every coordinator turning down Mario. Or McClendon possibly flying the coop. But most of them think think he’s Doc Brown and he’s taking them 30 years into the past.

    They are gonna be in for a world of disappointment when they realize what they got themselves into. They think that fatty is Penei Sewell. The Miami write up had him saying he chose them over the other team pursuing him, which was Washington lol.

    Luckily for Mario he’s a better CEO than Willie, and Manny didn’t torch the place on his way out like that cuck Jimbo. So he might make it to year four there before Miami realizes it’s gonna remain a nobody forever.
  • Goduckies
    Goduckies Member Posts: 8,129 Standard Supporter
    One Miami fan rewatched our year and said oh shit
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    Mario is meticulous, trust the process! Every Miami fan right now. Obviously the word is out amongst coordinators that Meat controls everything.

    Wait until they’re facing 3rd and 3 against Clempson and Meat wants to show Dabo how tuff his OL is and a fully healthy Bresee destroys the play for no gain.

    Lather, rinse, repeat. It’s gonna glorious because Meat will be playing teams with talent as good or better for the first time in his HC career.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,453
    Lol. This place. Still watching a 7-win Miami team from 3,000 away. You guys give the DWOOGs a run for their money in the WDWHA Olympics, and that is saying something.

    He has taken the 69th ranked recruiting class to possibly breaking into the T20 and he hasn't even unpacked yet. He will do better at Miami than he did at Oregon. I'm confident of that. Whether it's 30 years ago or not is another matter. But he will have the horses in the stable for 30 years ago.

    For those of you hoping to see him flop, my best guess is that you'll be sorely disappointed.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    edited January 2022

    WDWHA Olympics,

    You make some seriously weird shit up, man.

    You’ve literally spent the last two years on here defending his shit on a stick football against Duck fans comments.

    We Didn’t Want Him When He Was Here. That is inarguable.

    As far as watching Miami from 3000 miles away, this is a story about an Oregon player leaving to go out there. How does that fall under some sort of Miami obsession thread?

    You’re the one who was starting “Mario got a guy” threads on here after he was gone.

    Clean your shit up and try again.