The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

By popular demand, unless Stalin nukes it and me, the ONT! We can gab about leopard print jackets, smokers voices, awkward hugs, underage coaches daughters, and maybe even The Haen Train (ask Julie she knows what's up).

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Player Personnel: Morgan

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DoogerMcFarland

That would be a big hire. Damn. Don't let him leave.

Please tell us that he's a lock for ND.

backthepack

That would be a big hire. Damn. Don't let him leave.
Please tell us that he's a lock for ND.

Shep is an ND lock.

insinceredawg

Kim says the Purdue WRs coach is in town for an interview. He also is being pursued by ND and he's an Indiana native so don't get your hopes up.
He spent a year in Pullman. Maybe he just wants to get the hell out of Indiana.
Sure but after getting excited about Donte and Orlondo and having those flame out I'm just going to assume DeBoner will whiff and settle for another Mountain West loser.
Those two guys were never in the picture. Call them a whiff if you want but those were nothing but rumors. He was never given the go ahead to make big dick, big $$ staff moves. Thats obvious. The imaginary money supposedly offered to Campbell probably never existed. All on the cheap.

Disagree. Sonics said they were both offered along with Jamar Cain for DL coach.

DawgtillDeath

Kim says the Purdue WRs coach is in town for an interview. He also is being pursued by ND and he's an Indiana native so don't get your hopes up.
He spent a year in Pullman. Maybe he just wants to get the hell out of Indiana.
Sure but after getting excited about Donte and Orlondo and having those flame out I'm just going to assume DeBoner will whiff and settle for another Mountain West loser.
Those two guys were never in the picture. Call them a whiff if you want but those were nothing but rumors. He was never given the go ahead to make big dick, big $$ staff moves. Thats obvious. The imaginary money supposedly offered to Campbell probably never existed. All on the cheap.

The salary numbers have been released and the "cheap" rumors turned out to be total bullshit.

theLSkid

Kim says the Purdue WRs coach is in town for an interview. He also is being pursued by ND and he's an Indiana native so don't get your hopes up.
He spent a year in Pullman. Maybe he just wants to get the hell out of Indiana.
Sure but after getting excited about Donte and Orlondo and having those flame out I'm just going to assume DeBoner will whiff and settle for another Mountain West loser.
Those two guys were never in the picture. Call them a whiff if you want but those were nothing but rumors. He was never given the go ahead to make big dick, big $$ staff moves. Thats obvious. The imaginary money supposedly offered to Campbell probably never existed. All on the cheap.
The salary numbers have been released and the "cheap" rumors turned out to be total bullshit.

We? Are cheap compared to the nation. That’s the issue. Not Pac-12 assistant pool money.
I don’t give a fuck if we outspend Oregon State for assistants, we have to compete with the top programs in the country.

backthepack

Kim says the Purdue WRs coach is in town for an interview. He also is being pursued by ND and he's an Indiana native so don't get your hopes up.
He spent a year in Pullman. Maybe he just wants to get the hell out of Indiana.
Sure but after getting excited about Donte and Orlondo and having those flame out I'm just going to assume DeBoner will whiff and settle for another Mountain West loser.
Those two guys were never in the picture. Call them a whiff if you want but those were nothing but rumors. He was never given the go ahead to make big dick, big $$ staff moves. Thats obvious. The imaginary money supposedly offered to Campbell probably never existed. All on the cheap.
Disagree. Sonics said they were both offered along with Jamar Cain for DL coach.

at least it sounds like the deboer regime is serious. Going to take some success at the p5 level Deboner to attract those guys. Good to hear

insinceredawg

Fleens says on the Discord that his source said Sheppard is a done deal and this trip is more of a meet and greet. This feels like the "Campbell is in the bag" talk all over again.

Kingdome_Urinals

2016 Azeem is probably my favorite UW player in last 20 years.

Yeah, he was a good player but he seems to get stroked a lot for a guy that didn't accomplish that much.

https://twitter.com/MattPrehm/status/1479209123501670403?s=20

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1479225799576535041

Idaho boosters coming in big time once again. Hard to compete against them.
Fitting that Ford is the only one to thank Jimmy on his way out. Useless fuckheads have to stick together you know.
Thomas is a good dude. Tracy is sketchy but Thomas is good people.
So he analyzed the worst offense in Apple Cup history? What was his analysis?
Come on, he was hired to get FSP kids
It's impossible when Jimfraud is your HC but I agree.
If you're good and you're building those relationships -- as he and his brother and their sycophants have argued is so important -- then it shouldn't really matter that Lake was the HC. And until this year, nobody really knew Lake would flame out as HC.

This is what kills me about all these guys on Twitter begging DeBoner and whoever else would listen to keep Ford because his connections, particularly in-state, are so vital: how's that working out for ya? What the fuck did it ever get us except Tracy pimping USC and Ohio State?!? Show me the results.

Drove down Ahmed's draft stock with a great workout routine? These guys are dipshits.

Quietcowskee

theknowledge

Where’s Adams?

Joey

McMillan to Oregon. Get these soft fags out of here please.
Are you ever right?

He’s won awards for being wrong. Big catch 22

Joey

Scott Woodward hires Brian Kelly and also moonlights as a WR coach in Kentucky. Didn’t think the guy worked this hard

chuck

Kim says the Purdue WRs coach is in town for an interview. He also is being pursued by ND and he's an Indiana native so don't get your hopes up.
He spent a year in Pullman. Maybe he just wants to get the hell out of Indiana.
Sure but after getting excited about Donte and Orlondo and having those flame out I'm just going to assume DeBoner will whiff and settle for another Mountain West loser.
Those two guys were never in the picture. Call them a whiff if you want but those were nothing but rumors. He was never given the go ahead to make big dick, big $$ staff moves. Thats obvious. The imaginary money supposedly offered to Campbell probably never existed. All on the cheap.
The salary numbers have been released and the "cheap" rumors turned out to be total bullshit.

They're cheap. UW didn't target any of what people call home run hires that top programs are after other than a recruiting consultant.

Don't get me wrong I know the guys that were hired are being well paid relative to their resumes. They might be really good too. I just don't buy into the "info", even from sonics, saying that UW was ready to spend like a blue blood.

whatshouldicareabout

Lubick is #44

Emoterman

@BigGameBoomer is your source?!??!

bananasnblondes

Where’s Adams?

Only 1 Pac 12 coach on the entire list and it's the USC guy who their fans universally hated

Miley_Cyrus

BigGameBoomer is just some random dude on Twitter shitposting. The number of people on Twitter who don’t realize that is mindboggling.

backthepack

Sounds like we fucked up the Shep hire, he left and is going to sign a contract at Notre Dame.

Quietcowskee

UW_Doog_Bot

Sounds like we fucked up the Shep hire, he left and is going to sign a contract at Notre Dame.

I hope this is a btp lock.