How to break the bad news to Trojan fans...?
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Just enjoy it I say... Let them believe it, and when the melt down happens it will be that much greater.
On the other hand, you could say so now, and when the meltdown happens you will get credit for calling it.
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I prefer to let stupid find it's own way in the dark.
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As a grad school alum, you're not invested in U$C's success like your undergrad/grad buddies who are fully invested.
You could TRY to convince them, but they won't believe you anyway and you'll be stuck with the nega-trooj label.
Instead, it's better to sit back, LIPO, enjoy the pure comedy of Sark trying to figure out what the hell he is doing, celebrate the offseason natty's, and then somewhere in Year 2-3 start puffing our your chest a bit when your buddies are sitting back wondering what is wrong.
The other thing that you can do is make some bucks off your buddies by taking the other side of USC in any important road game and in particular when Sark wanders up to Seattle in a few years. -
If anything you should tell them how Sark does it the right way and that 2014 will be special.
USC will be my favorite team to watch this season. -
firecoachsark.com
I'm hearing the domain is up for sale, but don't mention that over at the USC scout site.
Also... Which one of you fuckers is AUBURNTROJAN???
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13015551 -
I can't believe they actually think it's AuburnDoog. TroojansFS
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huh?PurpleJ said:firecoachsark.com
I'm hearing the domain is up for sale, but don't mention that over at the USC scout site.
Also... Which one of you fuckers is AUBURNTROJAN???
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13015551
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The thread on ginafarm about AuburnTrojan is hilarious. They're even worse than the Troojans.EsophagealFeces said:I can't believe they actually think it's AuburnDoog. TroojansFS
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13056893
They also have another thread about planning out jokes to use on Auburn in that thread:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13057984
Apparently there are 6 AuburnDawg thread on the front page of Cougfan. Yeah... 6 fucking Aubs threads. Four about him and 2 started by him that are the longest threads on their board. He's a fucking celebrity there.
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Looks like AuburnTrojan is trolling the Coogs better than he's trolling the Troojans.whatshouldicareabout said:
The thread on ginafarm about AuburnTrojan is hilarious. They're even worse than the Troojans.
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13056893
They also have another thread about planning out jokes to use on Auburn in that thread:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13057984
Apparently there are 6 AuburnDawg thread on the front page of Cougfan. Yeah... 6 fucking Aubs threads. Four about him and 2 started by him that are the longest threads on their board. He's a fucking celebrity there.
Good chit.
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Aubs is a big fucking deal.
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Once again, Taylorcoog delivers:
"-He wears a purple W hat and hangs out at local dive bars alone in the afternoons.
-He's 5'6'' and 225lbs
-He is slightly balding
-He steps out of the bar occasionally to smoke a cigarette between games of Golden Tee
-He has probably been laid in his early twenties, but hasn't come close in 8-10 years
-Sometimes he gets a fellow GRCC alum to meet him at the bar and that is what he calls "going out"
Anybody else know this guy....?"
Missed his "Mom's basement boner sweatpants" plug so we have to dock him a few points. -
He thinks I'm aubbie?CuntWaffle said:Once again, Taylorcoog delivers:
"-He wears a purple W hat and hangs out at local dive bars alone in the afternoons.
-He's 5'6'' and 225lbs
-He is slightly balding
-He steps out of the bar occasionally to smoke a cigarette between games of Golden Tee
-He has probably been laid in his early twenties, but hasn't come close in 8-10 years
-Sometimes he gets a fellow GRCC alum to meet him at the bar and that is what he calls "going out"
Anybody else know this guy....?"
Missed his "Mom's basement boner sweatpants" plug so we have to dock him a few points.
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You break the news how I did to my cousin who just graduated from SC: "Thanks for taking our horrible fucking coach off our hands. Sizzle On!"
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make some aww shucks type bets by taking the points from your friends for every single USC game.
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This.Tequilla said:
The other thing that you can do is make some bucks off your buddies by taking the other side of USC in any important road game and in particular when Sark wanders up to Seattle in a few years.
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I forgot all about www.firecoachsark.com - that was a wonderful website that luckily met its end.PurpleJ said:firecoachsark.com
I'm hearing the domain is up for sale, but don't mention that over at the USC scout site.
Also... Which one of you fuckers is AUBURNTROJAN???
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13015551 -
Tell them they got Sarked! The dumb ones will say, "Hell yeah! We got Sark!" The average ones will say LIPO. The smart ones will ask Derek for their own forum on this site.ntxduck said:So I went to USC for grad school, and am on a group text with several of my former classmates (all who were USC for undergrad and grad). These people are fucking convinced Sark is going to take them to the natty, as soon as this year. They have bought into the hype balls deep. Do I break the news to them now that Sark is Lane with an uglier wife, or let it play out?
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Just reassure them that wins and losses are not indicative of how great a coach Sark is.
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It hasn't ended yet! I'm saving it for when USC fans need it in a few years.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I forgot all about www.firecoachsark.com - that was a wonderful website that luckily met its end. -
Potential money grab.HeretoBeatmyChest said:
It hasn't ended yet! I'm saving it for when USC fans need it in a few years. -
Crisped that up for myself. It's a matter of when, not if.EsophagealFeces said: -
Tequilla, Stanford has one of, if not the best, national recruiting webs(next to ND). Stanford bangs 4-5* kids with regularity
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Don't break it to them, SC hiring average assistant coaches that looked competent due to Pete Carroll's leadership is their version of 0-12, if the lesson wasn't learned the first time around they deserve it again.
They'll slowly realize that Saint Haden just went and hired a guy more qualified to plan a frat party than coach a football team. -
GrundleStiltzkin said:
Tequilla,
StanfordPenn State has one of, if not the best, national recruiting webs(next to ND).StanfordSandusky bangs 4-5* kids with regularity -
Thanks for the advice...Made a bet with one of them for $200 that USC would not win the Pac12 South (for some reason this dumbass gave me even money on it, even though SC is 3:1 in Vegas to win the South). Like I said, balls deep into the hype.
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U stupid duck they really need u to educate them about sark, what the hell did u see that a more educated group doesnt?!
Nothing worse than a shmuck kissing ass on a huskyboard -
I shudder when I think of the things that would be written on there if Sark was entering year 6 right now.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I forgot all about www.firecoachsark.com - that was a wonderful website that luckily met its end.
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FireCoachSark.com should be kept and then sold when desperate Trojans fans are willing to overpay for the domain name once they realize their house is on fire.
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KoolAidMan said:
FireCoachSark.com should be kept and then sold when desperate Trojans fans are willing to overpay for the domain name once they realize their house money is on fire.
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Just went back over there. All i can say is GoCougsBaby!!!!!!whatshouldicareabout said:
The thread on ginafarm about AuburnTrojan is hilarious. They're even worse than the Troojans.
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13056893
They also have another thread about planning out jokes to use on Auburn in that thread:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13057984
Apparently there are 6 AuburnDawg thread on the front page of Cougfan. Yeah... 6 fucking Aubs threads. Four about him and 2 started by him that are the longest threads on their board. He's a fucking celebrity there.
