Strength and Conditioning Coach

Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.

Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.

He looks like an eastern block trainer that took a shit load of roids in his 20s/30s of course he’s gunna look like shit. Doesn’t mean the boys won’t be ready to rumble and full of that sauce.

Gladstone

New S&C coach looks like a villain in an after school special about racism. Perfect.

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

He’s not on gear anymore. Whatever anamorphic blob shape he is right now, is from injecting himself with straight up cattle growth hormone back in the mid 90s.

GrundleStiltzkin

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
He’s not on gear anymore. Whatever anamorphic blob shape he is right now, is from injecting himself with straight up cattle growth hormone back in the mid 90s.

On gear? Lol. You sound old white and havent been to a gym in 10 years

BleachedAnusDawg

I think he looks like a simple farmer.

CuntWaffle

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

HFNY

I think he looks like a simple farmer.

If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.

insinceredawg

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon

Emoterman

I think he looks like a simple farmer.
If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.

The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

I’m sorry but that’s Landry Clark starting kicker/punter for the East Dillon Lions

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL

minion_doog

I think he looks like a simple farmer.

Agree, this is what @SECDAWG looks like

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?

chuck

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?

His second best work was this...

MikeDamone

Wait until Ron gets a hold of them.

I think he looks like a simple farmer.
If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
<

Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.

Canadawg

2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

You’re on page 3.

rodmansrage

Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon

Meth Damone.

2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

Huh? I’m on page 76, bitch.

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.

You’re clueless on how to use a block quote, so that makes THREE things you know nothing about.
Just because you watch MPMD doesn’t mean you’re a bodybuilder.
Also, getting a Pro Card isn’t just ‘turning pro’, it’s a selection process.
Now go do some fucking squats cause your 14 year old malnourished “physique” definitely cannot support a strong breeze none the less being on gear.
Also, if you’re on gear with your level of intelligence … you should do less rope pull-downs and more rope-ups

1to392831weretaken

Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
<

Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to ~~steroid use~~ the quote feature.

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon

Fetters Damon. I bet he takes like 6 lb shits. Low flow toilets are the bane of his existence. Gotta flush like 14, 15 times.

SpoonieLuv

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
I’m sorry but that’s Lance Clark starting kicker/punter for the East Dillon Lions

Comments

dannarc

First thing is first, holiday baking!!

Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.

Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.

He looks like an eastern block trainer that took a shit load of roids in his 20s/30s of course he’s gunna look like shit. Doesn’t mean the boys won’t be ready to rumble and full of that sauce.

Gladstone

New S&C coach looks like a villain in an after school special about racism. Perfect.

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

He’s not on gear anymore. Whatever anamorphic blob shape he is right now, is from injecting himself with straight up cattle growth hormone back in the mid 90s.

GrundleStiltzkin

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
He’s not on gear anymore. Whatever anamorphic blob shape he is right now, is from injecting himself with straight up cattle growth hormone back in the mid 90s.

On gear? Lol. You sound old white and havent been to a gym in 10 years

BleachedAnusDawg

I think he looks like a simple farmer.

CuntWaffle

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

HFNY

I think he looks like a simple farmer.

insinceredawg

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon

Emoterman

I think he looks like a simple farmer.
If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

I’m sorry but that’s Landry Clark starting kicker/punter for the East Dillon Lions

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it

minion_doog

I think he looks like a simple farmer.

Agree, this is what @SECDAWG looks like

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.

Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?

chuck

He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
Why did you hate him in Friday Night Lights?

His second best work was this...

MikeDamone

Wait until Ron gets a hold of them.

I think he looks like a simple farmer.
If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
<

Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.

Canadawg

2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

You’re on page 3.

rodmansrage

Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon

Meth Damone.

2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic

Huh? I’m on page 76, bitch.

Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.

1to392831weretaken

Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
<

Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to ~~steroid use~~ the quote feature.