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  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    Good thing about not going boweling is you don’t have to worry about star players skipping the game to work on their NFL Jacks.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,832 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    FSDogs1 said:

    Well you've decapitated our program.

    I have no problem with DeBoer poaching Haener. But Haener entering the transfer portal BEFORE our bowl game strikes me as incredibly selfish.

    It's a shitty move. I don't like it.
    And it pales in comparison to what Kelly is doing at ND. The whole sport is fucking rotten.
    I know it won't happen, but I'm ok with Notre Dame backdooring into the playoff without him to really put an exclamation on how far gone college football is.
    Ed Ogeron as interim coach
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    Prepare your asshole


  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.
  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    He sucked for a few plays against Cal. Was good in practice and by many reports outplayed 4th round draft pick Eason. Played really well at Fresno.

    Huard looked awful in the apple cup. We know what Morris is. I’d rather win now with Haener and have Huard leave, and pick up a better recruiting class due to the winning than lose with Huard.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,217 Standard Supporter
    If I use “simp” as a verb am I hip?
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.



    Simp this.
  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,757

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    Fucking Tom Brady would suck with those receivers
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,066 Founders Club

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    When did objectifying women become "simping"? Last I checked I'm not sending $10.95 to her onlyfans.
  • I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    When did objectifying women become "simping"? Last I checked I'm not sending $10.95 to her onlyfans.
    She has an onlyfans? Asking for a fren...
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    TheHB said:

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.



    Simp this.
    Yeah if you're collecting Social Security, she's hot. I'd hit it. I'm not going to pretend there aren't millions of younger, hotter women out there.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    TheHB said:

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.



    Simp this.
    Yeah if you're collecting Social Security, she's hot. I'd hit it. I'm not going to pretend there aren't millions of younger, hotter women out there.
    She’s hotter. Milfs>>
  • LongDukDong
    LongDukDong Member Posts: 1,305
    Low test simp*
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    He sucked for a few plays against Cal. Was good in practice and by many reports outplayed 4th round draft pick Eason. Played really well at Fresno.

    Huard looked awful in the apple cup. We know what Morris is. I’d rather win now with Haener and have Huard leave, and pick up a better recruiting class due to the winning than lose with Huard.
    He might be pretty good. I'm skeptical until he proves something at this level. There's no harm in having another QB.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    He sucked for a few plays against Cal. Was good in practice and by many reports outplayed 4th round draft pick Eason. Played really well at Fresno.

    Huard looked awful in the apple cup. We know what Morris is. I’d rather win now with Haener and have Huard leave, and pick up a better recruiting class due to the winning than lose with Huard.
    He might be pretty good. I'm skeptical until he proves something at this level. There's no harm in having another QB.
    He has. Go flip on the Oregon, SDSU (they have a p12 level defense) and UCLA games after work.
  • DoogmanRefund
    DoogmanRefund Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,005 Swaye's Wigwam

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.

    He sucked for a few plays against Cal. Was good in practice and by many reports outplayed 4th round draft pick Eason. Played really well at Fresno.

    Huard looked awful in the apple cup. We know what Morris is. I’d rather win now with Haener and have Huard leave, and pick up a better recruiting class due to the winning than lose with Huard.
    He might be pretty good. I'm skeptical until he proves something at this level. There's no harm in having another QB.
    He has. Go flip on the Oregon, SDSU (they have a p12 level defense) and UCLA games after work.
    After work? People here have jobs? I thought everyone was a homeless incel posting from the YMCA/public library or a bitcoin millionaire.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457

    TheHB said:

    I'm not a Haener fan. Frankly he sucked, but it's a low risk thing. Some players take longer to develop. Our current qb's suck ass. And yeah, stop simping over his 54 year old wrinkling mom. Christ.



    Simp this.
    Yeah if you're collecting Social Security, she's hot. I'd hit it. I'm not going to pretend there aren't millions of younger, hotter women out there.
    Yes, yes you wood.


  • TrumpsWall
    TrumpsWall Member Posts: 476


    The Fresno cock squasher
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,284
    Anybody calling him fragile should direct there attention to his OLine or coaches. Most QBs are "fragile" they just don't get hit very often
  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611
    Canadawg said:

    Anybody calling him fragile should direct there attention to his OLine or coaches. Most QBs are "fragile" they just don't get hit very often

    He bulked up a lot between playing at UW and Fresno... don't see why he can't continue to add muscle during another offseason with DeBoer's training staff.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Where is that gif momteachessonsex
  • PasadenaHuskyFan
    PasadenaHuskyFan Member Posts: 611
    edited December 2021
    porn-addled coom brains....
  • longduckdong
    longduckdong Member Posts: 1,056
    godawgst said:

    HFNY said:

    UW was only a functioning scheme and QB away from 1 or 2 losses last year. It's not a rebuild.

    The team went 4-8, will have back-to-back mediocre recruiting classes, and a decent amount of talent leave the program; it's a rebuild.
    Covid eligibility actually helped UW a lot during this transition in keeping the roster stuffed. Plus the 2021 class ranked #3 in the Pac-12 in terms of average rating of recruits and though the current 2022 class only has 9 commits, it is actually a little higher in terms of average rating.

    There aren't many starters moving on and I suspect we won't see many players hit the portal because they will be enjoying a better staff than they previously would have had. In other words, I don't see any starters hitting the portal except for maybe Jalen McMillan. Hopefully Bynum comes back and Kyler Gordon comes back (McDuffie gone).

    https://ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/washington/92453

    So the worst I see DeBoer doing next year is 7-5 (losses to Michigan at home, ASU on the road, Oregon on the road, UCLA on the road, and WSU on the road). That is a decent first year and primed for a big jump in his 2nd year, just like he had at Fresno State and Sioux Falls.

    And he just said "reloading" in his kick-ass presser so that settles it ;)
    That big jump in 2023 includes getting SC and Utah back on schedule replacing CU and one of the Arizona Schools I believe.

    Right at the time the two shitty/undersized classes should become the backbone of your team.

    Brakes = Pump


    This thread is gold
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,353 Founders Club
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,088
    Post another mom pick or GFYS.

    Also, the hawt take exposed in this thread is rough.

    @RoadDawg55 called houses being shit. Come back roadie.
  • Kingdome_Urinals
    Kingdome_Urinals Member Posts: 2,793

    UW was only a functioning scheme and QB away from 1 or 2 losses last year. It's not a rebuild.

    The team went 4-8, will have back-to-back mediocre recruiting classes, and a decent amount of talent leave the program; it's a rebuild.
    Wow, Sonics was freezing cold in this thread. Chief fear? Huard transferring.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,353 Founders Club

    Later guys



    Nothings changed with me

    HaenerInterception.gif
    The old Race would have found the gif and posted it instead of this lazy shit.