So Which One of You Fuckers Is Taking Pictures of Jerry Jones With Whores?
Those weird photos of Jerry Jones and some ladies hanging out in what appears to be a bathroom come with an equally bughouse backstory. They were first put on the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that they were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot. Hoover explains all of this in his 20-page manifesto, which also makes clear that Hoover is in fact the son of God.http://deadspin.com/the-story-behind-those-jerry-jones-photos-is-weirder-th-1616389511
http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521
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maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel
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It explains a great many things ...DerekJohnson said:maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel
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Texas running low on whores?DerekJohnson said:maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel
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thisfivehundredmileDAWG said:
It explains a great many things ...DerekJohnson said:maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel
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Hookers without blow is like drinking decaf coffee or O'Doul's.
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As if Jerry gives a fuck that these pictures get out. You can't exhort a publicity whore with pictures of whores. You just can't
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Yea I bet he really doesn't care. Wow an old rich dude hanging out with a couple hot young sluts.... new situation for sure.
BUT HE IS MARRIED!!11!1 -
I think Race and Cuntwaffle are missing the poont.
The guy who is posting the pics also poasted this:
If he doesn't poast here already, he should.
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Money grab.AZDuck said:I think Race and Cuntwaffle are missing the poont.
The guy who is posting the pics also poasted this:
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Good for Jerry, hopefully they blew lines off his cockus.
With him still involved with the Boyz, it's one less team to worry about competing with the Hawks in the NFC.
Jimmy Johnson > Jerry Jones
Jimmy Johnson > Barry Switzer
Jimmy Johnson >
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He really needs to stick with his own age group.
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You're young, aren't you? One of the great things about getting older is being able to afford good-looking whoresoregonblitzkrieg said:He really needs to stick with his own age group.
Seeing some old fuck with young whores is just sad.
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God Bless Jerry for exploiting his position of power and money.
Blows my mind how women will do what ever it takes to get near power and share in the riches. -
Clint Murchison, Jr. won Super Bowls owning the Cowboys Super Bowls AND did blow off hookers' asses in copious amounts.HFNY said:Good for Jerry, hopefully they blew lines off his cockus.
With him still involved with the Boyz, it's one less team to worry about competing with the Hawks in the NFC.
Jimmy Johnson > Jerry Jones
Jimmy Johnson > Barry Switzer
Jimmy Johnson >
http://thelandryhat.com/2013/04/11/clint-murchison-craziest-dallas-cowboys-owner-ever/
Though geeky and mild mannered with Coke-bottle glasses, Clint was a sex-obsessed hound. He owned a penthouse on Park Avenue in New York, and he relished the chase of getting a hot young woman in the sack, which ultimately led to his divorce in 1972. In his early fifties, when most people are burned out and their lives ruined from cocaine, Clint had just begun. He found the drug helped aid him in his concupiscent escapades. While some Jerry detractors claim he’s on drugs, Clint Murchison actually was.
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Great link.PurpleThrobber said:
Clint Murchison, Jr. won Super Bowls owning the Cowboys Super Bowls AND did blow off hookers' asses in copious amounts.HFNY said:Good for Jerry, hopefully they blew lines off his cockus.
With him still involved with the Boyz, it's one less team to worry about competing with the Hawks in the NFC.
Jimmy Johnson > Jerry Jones
Jimmy Johnson > Barry Switzer
Jimmy Johnson >
http://thelandryhat.com/2013/04/11/clint-murchison-craziest-dallas-cowboys-owner-ever/
Though geeky and mild mannered with Coke-bottle glasses, Clint was a sex-obsessed hound. He owned a penthouse on Park Avenue in New York, and he relished the chase of getting a hot young woman in the sack, which ultimately led to his divorce in 1972. In his early fifties, when most people are burned out and their lives ruined from cocaine, Clint had just begun. He found the drug helped aid him in his concupiscent escapades. While some Jerry detractors claim he’s on drugs, Clint Murchison actually was.
I found this one to be better, at least in title:
rantchic.com/2013/12/04/awesome-uses-for-big-booties/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=Taboola&utm_term=Title1&&utm_content=fansided-fansided -
Trashy poast.topdawgnc said:God Bless Jerry for exploiting his position of power and money.
Blows my mind how women will do what ever it takes to get near power and share in the riches. -
El Oh El at anybody expressing surprise (not here - but in Texas) at the thought that Jerry Jones' moral compass doesn't point due north.
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Little doubt his geriatric boner is pointing due north in that last pic.Tequilla said:El Oh El at anybody expressing surprise (not here - but in Texas) at the thought that Jerry Jones' moral compass doesn't point due north.
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Envious younger guys take notice.. every check in your life is a whore. The older you get and if you have a few bucks, the cute where's are a dime a dozen.
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Whores
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Are you fucking new here?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Trashy poast.topdawgnc said:God Bless Jerry for exploiting his position of power and money.
Blows my mind how women will do what ever it takes to get near power and share in the riches.
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I suddenly like him.
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God Bless them, every one of themVegasdawg said:Envious younger guys take notice.. every check in your life is a whore. The older you get and if you have a few bucks, the cute where's are a dime a dozen.
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I'll keep fucking the hot whores while I can still power slam the shit out of them through the hole in my sweat pants. Something tells me when i'm old, no matter how hot the whore I can buy, there won't be the same satisfaction of actually OWNING it physically.
But keep poppin' that viagra ya bearded cunts ya! -
Maybe his wife took the pictures? Ever think of that?CuntWaffle said:Yea I bet he really doesn't care. Wow an old rich dude hanging out with a couple hot young sluts.... new situation for sure.
BUT HE IS MARRIED!!11!1
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I wonder how many days suspension by the sith lord the media will ask for?
