About Derek's Dive Bar



Seventy-five miles northeast of Gorst, WA is Derek’s Dive Bar. A hole-in-the-wall cabin bar tucked away in the foothills of the North Cascades. A small, unglamorous, old-style bar with cheap drinks served under dim lighting and featuring shabby and dated Husky memorabilia on the walls. An old wood stove glows in the corner. Sassy, buxom waitresses serve the locals like Race Bannon, GrundleStiltzkin, PurpleThrobber, Swaye, Yellow Snow, Purple Baze, CFetters_Nacho_Lover and many others, including the incorrigible lounge lizard, Pitchfork51.
The head bartender is Derek. He prepares drinks and hand-dries the pilsner glasses, while waxing poetic on Husky Football and anything else of interest.
Derek’s Dive Bar is an offshoot of HardcoreHusky.com.
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What's the darkest beer you have on tap?
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ISAFNRC
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7-11 is out. Derek's Dive Bar is where I'll be having all of my internet-challenged fist fights from now on. Is Yella the bouncer or is he too pretty?
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Definitely too pretty...GreenRiverGatorz said:7-11 is out. Derek's Dive Bar is where I'll be having all of my internet-challenged fist fights from now on. Is Yella the bouncer or is he too pretty?
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If I didn’t drink so much I’d probably get an invite
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Do the bathrooms come with glory holes? Asking for @puppylove_sugarsteel
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Good luck with your new endeavour.
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Show us your tits!!
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do you have a ribs n rickshaw special to
alaska airlines field at husky stadiumthe greatest setting?!?!?! -
Does this place have the same beer deals as the 'Pump?
You guys do the same special for a Montucky Coldsnack + a shot of shit tier espresso?
Bottomless pitchers of Rainier?
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Where is Derek's Dive Bar on the latest coldest beer in town rankings?
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Can confirmPurpleBaze said:
Definitely too pretty...GreenRiverGatorz said:7-11 is out. Derek's Dive Bar is where I'll be having all of my internet-challenged fist fights from now on. Is Yella the bouncer or is he too pretty?
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@huskyhooligan is the resident glory hole expert. Axe him.FireCohen said:Do the bathrooms come with glory holes? Asking for @puppylove_sugarsteel
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This is where you talk about the dumb shit you do and how TOF is now sleeping on the couch.
This is where we play who has the biggest dick by showcasing our Christmas lights.
This is where I ask dumb ass questions about life lessons not yet learned through hard knocks.
Not sure if I’m even remotely close but I’m sure I’ll be starting some stupid ass threads.
Feels like a lot of fuckery fits here that didn’t exactly fit elsewhere.
Most exciting thing on this bored since lil Jimmie was hired. -
I have no idea what's going on here, but I have a request. Since I only come here on my phone, which only shows a few of the forums on the home page without scrolling, I'd like them reordered so that the ones I visit most are on top and in the correct order:
1. Hardcore Husky main board
2. Wam
3. Yella's music, watch, fishing, and ski board
4. Football bored (general)
5. ETS-TBS board (used to be #2 but slipping rapidly)
6. Other Sports
7. Quook refuge
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This site truly has become over saturated with content.
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OkMelloDawg said:This site truly has become over saturated with content.
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Stop plagiarism my shit.RaceBannon said:
OkMelloDawg said:This site truly has become over saturated with content.
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OkMelloDawg said:
Stop plagiarism my shit.RaceBannon said:
OkMelloDawg said:This site truly has become over saturated with content.
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Sounds like the kind of place that would be full of liberal loggers that would smash in your face.
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Disagree. I thought it was obvious that I was over reaching to find something to bitch about.MelloDawg said:This site truly has become over saturated with content.
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Just another message board named for homoerotic icons.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@huskyhooligan is the resident glory hole expert. Axe him.FireCohen said:Do the bathrooms come with glory holes? Asking for @puppylove_sugarsteel
Also of course there is one. Derek and I have found a contractor to install premium holes (yes plural) that should meet the needs of all HH members.
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Too big for mehuskyhooligan said:
Just another message board named for homoerotic icons.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@huskyhooligan is the resident glory hole expert. Axe him.FireCohen said:Do the bathrooms come with glory holes? Asking for @puppylove_sugarsteel
Also of course there is one. Derek and I have found a contractor to install premium holes (yes plural) that should meet the needs of all HH members. -
We'll have a paper thin particle board one so you can get through it as well.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Too big for mehuskyhooligan said:
Just another message board named for homoerotic icons.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@huskyhooligan is the resident glory hole expert. Axe him.FireCohen said:Do the bathrooms come with glory holes? Asking for @puppylove_sugarsteel
Also of course there is one. Derek and I have found a contractor to install premium holes (yes plural) that should meet the needs of all HH members. -
Good God
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You really missed an opportunity by not having the Dive Bar 81 miles northwest of Gorst.
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Oh, I can ram it… that’s not an issue.huskyhooligan said:
We'll have a paper thin particle board one so you can get through it as well.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Too big for mehuskyhooligan said:
Just another message board named for homoerotic icons.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
@huskyhooligan is the resident glory hole expert. Axe him.FireCohen said:Do the bathrooms come with glory holes? Asking for @puppylove_sugarsteel
Also of course there is one. Derek and I have found a contractor to install premium holes (yes plural) that should meet the needs of all HH members.
Use a quarter to make my hole please.
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So board went poof?
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It was going to feature my articles. But when I created it and then looked at the roster of forums, it just looked too busy and too many things going on. The tipping point. I'll still post the articles but they will go on whatever board relates to the topic.1to392831weretaken said:So board went poof?