Mario worst game-day coach at Oregon in my lifetime
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
Fuck.
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This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge
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You and the rest of the half-brains deserve to savor every second of this clusterfuck called Duck football.DerekJohnson said:This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge
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I read all that.flatus said:One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
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I supported it when the rabble wanted to burn it downDerekJohnson said:This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge
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Yes you did.RaceBannon said:
I supported it when the rabble wanted to burn it downDerekJohnson said:This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge
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My daughter, bless her she knows very little about football says “why are you yelling, they’ve won, there’s only 1:42 left”.
I told her honey, you have not see enough football to understand that this game is not over.
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So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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DIAFFflatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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Fresno says we dumped a load in your ass. And hi.coronabruin said:
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flatus said:
One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
Fuck.
If MC had kicked the FG before half, instead of going all machismo, Furds final drive doesn’t matter. Instead he did exactly what Shaw expected.flatus said:One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
Fuck.
AB pitches that to CJ and it’s an easy TD. Instead he spotted a micro hole in the humanity at the 2 yard line. -
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Thank you. At least I used paragraphs to help you suffer through the entire body of work.MikeSeaver said:
I read all that.flatus said:One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
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This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.flatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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Stalin edited my post to take out DIAFF but it was spelled out, dumbass.coronabruin said:
DIAFFflatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
Are you friends with @IrishDawg22 because you have this place dialed in -
Like I said, Boring.coronabruin said:Pics?
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Still never should be in shotgun at the 0.5 yd line on 4th down. Even assclown Roddy Gilmore says so.46XiJCAB said:flatus said:One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
Fuck.
If MC had kicked the FG before half, instead of going all machismo, Furds final drive doesn’t matter. Instead he did exactly what Shaw expected.flatus said:One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.
Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???
Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?
The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.
These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.
Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.
Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???
Fuck.
AB pitches that to CJ and it’s an easy TD. Instead he spotted a micro hole in the humanity at the 2 yard line. -
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Stalin edited my post to take out DIAFF but it was spelled out, dumbass.coronabruin said:
DIAFFflatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
Are you friends with @IrishDawg22 because you have this place dialed in -
Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉DerekJohnson said:
This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.flatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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JFCflatus said:
Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉DerekJohnson said:
This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.flatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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I won't respect you until you donate.flatus said:
Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉DerekJohnson said:
This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.flatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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Is that what we're calling it now? 7-11 on Aurora at 11:30?DerekJohnson said:
I won't respect you until you donate.flatus said:
Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉DerekJohnson said:
This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.flatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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NOW I can respect youflatus said:
Is that what we're calling it now? 7-11 on Aurora at 11:30?DerekJohnson said:
I won't respect you until you donate.flatus said:
Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉DerekJohnson said:
This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.flatus said:
So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.DerekJohnson said:OP tweaked by Stalin
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If I knew what came with @Swaye 's wigwam I might have released a larger quantity into your repository.
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Boobs as in Sven? Guns as in Sven in asschaps toting guns? And despite being an annoying duck who dates back to the early days of Duck-Husky message board tomfoolery, I can't say that Detlef rings a bell. Yeah, that almost certainly means "it's ok, you just don't 'get it'". I'm such a looser.DerekJohnson said: -
flatus said:
Boobs as in Sven? Guns as in Sven in asschaps toting guns? And despite being an annoying duck who dates back to the early days of Duck-Husky message board tomfoolery, I can't say that Detlef rings a bell. Yeah, that almost certainly means "it's ok, you just don't 'get it'". I'm such a looser.DerekJohnson said:
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