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Mario worst game-day coach at Oregon in my lifetime

flatus
flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,916 Swaye's Wigwam
edited February 16 in College Football Forum
One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

Fuck.
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  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,916 Swaye's Wigwam
    DerekJohnson said:

    This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge

    You and the rest of the half-brains deserve to savor every second of this clusterfuck called Duck football.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,051 Founders Club
    OP tweaked by Stalin
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  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    I read all that.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,968 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge

    I supported it when the rabble wanted to burn it down
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,051 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge

    I supported it when the rabble wanted to burn it down
    Yes you did.
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  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,515

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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    My daughter, bless her she knows very little about football says “why are you yelling, they’ve won, there’s only 1:42 left”.

    I told her honey, you have not see enough football to understand that this game is not over.

    I have to watch some good football to wash the taste of that Shitshow from my mouth.
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  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,515
    Pics?
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  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,916 Swaye's Wigwam
    DerekJohnson said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
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