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Mario worst game-day coach at Oregon in my lifetime

flatus
flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam
edited February 16 in College Football Forum
One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

Fuck.
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  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam

    This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge

    You and the rest of the half-brains deserve to savor every second of this clusterfuck called Duck football.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    OP tweaked by Stalin
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    I read all that.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,883 Founders Club

    This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge

    I supported it when the rabble wanted to burn it down
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club

    This is what I envisioned when I created the Refuge

    I supported it when the rabble wanted to burn it down
    Yes you did.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    My daughter, bless her she knows very little about football says “why are you yelling, they’ve won, there’s only 1:42 left”.

    I told her honey, you have not see enough football to understand that this game is not over.

    I have to watch some good football to wash the taste of that Shitshow from my mouth.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    DIAFF
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam


    Fresno says we dumped a load in your ass. And hi.
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    If MC had kicked the FG before half, instead of going all machismo, Furds final drive doesn’t matter. Instead he did exactly what Shaw expected.

    AB pitches that to CJ and it’s an easy TD. Instead he spotted a micro hole in the humanity at the 2 yard line.
  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    flatus said:


    Fresno says we dumped a load in your ass. And hi.
    NOC

    DIAFF
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam

    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    I read all that.
    Thank you. At least I used paragraphs to help you suffer through the entire body of work.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    DIAFF
    Stalin edited my post to take out DIAFF but it was spelled out, dumbass.

    Are you friends with @IrishDawg22 because you have this place dialed in
  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967

    Pics?

    Like I said, Boring.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam
    46XiJCAB said:

    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    flatus said:

    One excruciatingly horrific call after another. I was shouting at the TV before each call only to watch him call what I feared and have it blow up in our faces.

    Lining up in shotgun on 4th and 0.5yd to end the half instead of under center?? What the actual fuck???

    Passing the ball on 2nd down with 2:18 to go only to have Anthony "Grandpa" Brown throw the ball at the feet of a wide open receiver 5 yards away, killing the clock and putting us 3rd and long?

    The change in snap counts and stupid clapping AB was doing that caused not one but two false starts in a row! Those were intentionally different snap counts that took a simple objective, running the damn ball and the running out the clock, and made it complicated in the worst possible situation.

    These are just a few that are burned into my eyes permanently and I'm too drunk to write anything else.

    Mario can recruit but he needs to [live long and prosper] while suffering from full-blown aids every Saturday morning so that the assistants can call the game.

    Moorhead, you better be really fucking sick or dead because your absence allowed Mario to kill the season to fucking Stanford. Fucking Stanford!! How many fucking times are we? going to give games away to overmatched fucking Stanford squads???

    Fuck.

    If MC had kicked the FG before half, instead of going all machismo, Furds final drive doesn’t matter. Instead he did exactly what Shaw expected.

    AB pitches that to CJ and it’s an easy TD. Instead he spotted a micro hole in the humanity at the 2 yard line.
    Still never should be in shotgun at the 0.5 yd line on 4th down. Even assclown Roddy Gilmore says so.
  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    DIAFF
    Stalin edited my post to take out DIAFF but it was spelled out, dumbass.

    Are you friends with @IrishDawg22 because you have this place dialed in
    No.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited October 2021

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.
    Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉
  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.
    Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉
    JFC
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.
    Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉
    I won't respect you until you donate.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited October 2021

    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.
    Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉
    I won't respect you until you donate.
    Is that what we're calling it now? 7-11 on Aurora at 11:30?
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    OP tweaked by Stalin

    So DIAFF is off limits now? This place is getting soft.
    This might be splitting hairs, but DIAFF is fine, but when you say "Mario needs to die in a fucking fire", it's a bit too much. You can certainly complain that it's six of one half dozen of another. But I don't want our site to be known for threatening death on coaches.
    Okay. Consider my ass slapped by Stalin. I gotta say, I think you've slapped male ass before or you're just a "natural". Nothing wrong with that, I still respect you as *the* mod and as a man. 😉
    I won't respect you until you donate.
    Is that what we're calling it now? 7-11 on Aurora at 11:30?
    NOW I can respect you
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam
    If I knew what came with @Swaye 's wigwam I might have released a larger quantity into your repository.

    In all seriousness, I need deets before going deeper.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    flatus said:

    If I knew what came with @Swaye 's wigwam I might have released a larger quantity into your repository.

    In all seriousness, I need deets before going deeper.

    No worries at all, I appreciate any support of the site.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    flatus said:

    If I knew what came with @Swaye 's wigwam I might have released a larger quantity into your repository.

    In all seriousness, I need deets before going deeper.

    Boobs, Guns and Inside Information*


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  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,389 Swaye's Wigwam

    flatus said:

    If I knew what came with @Swaye 's wigwam I might have released a larger quantity into your repository.

    In all seriousness, I need deets before going deeper.

    Boobs, Guns and Inside Information*


    *When Detlef has time to post
    Boobs as in Sven? Guns as in Sven in asschaps toting guns? And despite being an annoying duck who dates back to the early days of Duck-Husky message board tomfoolery, I can't say that Detlef rings a bell. Yeah, that almost certainly means "it's ok, you just don't 'get it'". I'm such a looser.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,390 Founders Club
    flatus said:

    flatus said:

    If I knew what came with @Swaye 's wigwam I might have released a larger quantity into your repository.

    In all seriousness, I need deets before going deeper.

    Boobs, Guns and Inside Information*


    *When Detlef has time to post
    Boobs as in Sven? Guns as in Sven in asschaps toting guns? And despite being an annoying duck who dates back to the early days of Duck-Husky message board tomfoolery, I can't say that Detlef rings a bell. Yeah, that almost certainly means "it's ok, you just don't 'get it'". I'm such a looser.


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